Rose Bowl Informs Auburn Fans On Twitter They’ll Be Arrested If They Roll The Palm Trees At The Stadium
If any Auburn fans decide to sneak an extra roll of toilet paper into the Rose Bowl for the BCS National Championship Game, it better be because they have wildly explosive IBS, at least according to the Rose Bowl’s official Twitter account.
This past weekend, the Twitter account @AUFAMILY posited perhaps the most important question it has ever asked.
Have the palm trees outside the @RoseBowlStadium ever been rolled? #JustWondering #BeatFSU pic.twitter.com/JSViKTt5v4
— AUFAMILY (@AUFAMILY) December 29, 2013
But have the palms ever been rolled? Fair question — one that probably got quite a few of the Auburn faithful excited to heave toilet paper into the trees should their Tigers prevail. Sensing a possible situation, the Rose Bowl responded by informing Auburn fans that, no, you dirty hillbillies, we don’t generally throw ass-wiping paper into our picturesque trees as a form of celebration. Go back to your shanties.
Sadly, actually, @RoseBowlStadium responded far more formally and diplomatically, but they were totally thinking that.
@AUFAMILY Please do not attempt to roll the palm trees. PPD will take action if necessary.
— Rose Bowl Stadium (@RoseBowlStadium) December 30, 2013
It seems unlikely that, even if Auburn won, the fans would actually roll the palms outside the stadium, but Auburn fans have to realize they aren’t going to get away with shamelessly littering in California of all places. That’s a serious offense over there, and they’re not exactly a bunch of Jameis Winstons.
[via Twitter]
Since it is California, they will probably give you a few felonies for littering ending in 20+ years in prison.
12 years ago at 4:25 pmShamelessly littering at one’s own will and having complete disregard for the environment. RFM.
12 years ago at 4:25 pmGeez dude, it gets cleaned up the next morning, calm your tits. What are you, a liberal or something?
12 years ago at 4:41 pmTo be fair, at Auburn they have crews to clean up the tp and cops to shut down the streets for the reveling. On minor wins they start spraying the trees clean like an hour after the game ends. Considering California is a bleeding heart liberal state that doesnt know how to balance a damn checkbook, i doubt they have the money for that kind of thing
12 years ago at 4:24 amRose Bowl obviously not as fun as other bowls https://twitter.com/fauxpelini/status/417004247822000128
12 years ago at 4:37 pmWho cares about the Rose Bowl when the Beef O’Brady’s St. Petersburg bowl is the only bowl game that matter?
12 years ago at 4:40 pmYet another reason california sucks ass. Calm the fuck down its a little toilet paper… Stupid uptight liberals won’t allow this but want ass bandits to marry each other. Makes no sense
12 years ago at 5:48 pmIt won’t matter either way, since Auburn isn’t gonna be celebrating after the game. GO NOLES
12 years ago at 9:03 pmBuncha butthurt Auburn fans around here, I suppose.
12 years ago at 5:48 pm“It seems unlikely that, even if Auburn won, the fans would actually roll the palms outside the stadium” – I’m calling bullshit. Did you see Toomer’s Corner after the Iron Bowl?
12 years ago at 4:49 am