(Updated With Photo) Rumors In Starkville Say ADPi Pledges Are Literally Shitting All Over Fraternity Row
***** UPDATE: We received a photo of the shit. This is your official WARNING that if you scroll to the bottom of this article, you will see a photo of the shit. It’s human shit, and it’s gross. *****
School is officially back in session. I know this because college football is back, the air is getting slightly cooler, and because sorority girls are shitting in and on things that aren’t toilets. Rogue sorority shitters, amazingly, are a frequent occurrence on college campuses. No, really (see here and here). Y’all are nasty.
Another sorority shitting–possibly several instances–occurred in Starkville over the weekend, according to multiple sources. Pledges of Alpha Delta Pi allegedly shit in a trashcan, on a cooler, and on the front lawn of the Pike house on Saturday. Poor Pike, man. They’re always getting picked on. We received the following tip this morning.
On Saturday September 6, 2014, Mississippi State’s campus was literally hit by a shit storm. Rumors the following morning spread about campus through social media (particularly Yik Yak) of several freshman ADPis taking dumps all across fraternity row. Apparently mystery poops were found or witnessed in the following places: a trashcan, on top of a cooler, and in the front lawn of the Pi Kappa Alpha house. The names are left out to protect the guilty but it has been confirmed that the dumps were taken by two separate girls both pledging ADPi.
I hate this guy for making me download Yik Yak, but I did, and here’s what I found:
These are just two of many Yik Yak posts I found that mentioned the ADPi shitting situation. Dear the person who claims to have a picture of the ADPi shit, please email it to me because I can think of many sick individuals who would love to see it, and they’re all reading this article right now.
There was also this post:
I got you.
And here’s the shit:
And here’s a video of someone (a pledge?) cleaning the shit:
Human shit is so much nastier than dog shit. But why? Ever think about that? Can’t explain it.
Image via Twitter / @MSUADPi
The real crime here is the shitstorm of poop puns that have been overflowing campus social media.
10 years ago at 11:03 amThis is fake. Everyone knows girls don’t poop. It’s science.
10 years ago at 11:03 amhttp://s2.quickmeme.com/img/9c/9c077be1c3749acc5e3a1f5e303d600bbb33fa5f648344919f8d475b0fdd0deb.jpg
10 years ago at 11:23 amSo girls can shit where ever they please, but the moment I offer one of them to shit on my chest I’M the creep…
10 years ago at 11:08 amStay classy Starkville.
10 years ago at 11:10 amThe obvious ADPi commenting on that Yik Yak saying she was drunk and made a mistake to try and save face. Can someone tell me what tier they fall in there?
10 years ago at 11:11 amI don’t know about you, but when I’m drunk, my mistakes don’t usually fall under the category of “Shitting everywhere.”
10 years ago at 11:22 amDead last.
10 years ago at 2:22 pmAfter an ADpi shit all over a dance floor here in Tampa, they are only known as ADpoo.
10 years ago at 11:24 amGo bulls :v)
10 years ago at 12:13 pmNo more punctuation faces in your posts, shithead. I will find you, I will hurt you.
10 years ago at 7:40 amTheir reputation has been soiled.
10 years ago at 11:26 amStraight down the toilet after an act like that.
10 years ago at 2:04 pmYeah they really shit the bed on this one.
10 years ago at 6:54 pmYou mean cooler
10 years ago at 8:50 pmStarkville? More like Stankville. Am I rite frat house???
10 years ago at 11:28 amMore like shartville
10 years ago at 11:50 amThanks for the picture Dorn now everyone’s going to have a shitty day
10 years ago at 11:31 amYou gotta be shitting me
10 years ago at 11:42 am