(Updated With Photo) Rumors In Starkville Say ADPi Pledges Are Literally Shitting All Over Fraternity Row
10 years ago

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***** UPDATE: We received a photo of the shit. This is your official WARNING that if you scroll to the bottom of this article, you will see a photo of the shit. It’s human shit, and it’s gross. *****

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School is officially back in session. I know this because college football is back, the air is getting slightly cooler, and because sorority girls are shitting in and on things that aren’t toilets. Rogue sorority shitters, amazingly, are a frequent occurrence on college campuses. No, really (see here and here). Y’all are nasty.

Another sorority shitting–possibly several instances–occurred in Starkville over the weekend, according to multiple sources. Pledges of Alpha Delta Pi allegedly shit in a trashcan, on a cooler, and on the front lawn of the Pike house on Saturday. Poor Pike, man. They’re always getting picked on. We received the following tip this morning.

On Saturday September 6, 2014, Mississippi State’s campus was literally hit by a shit storm. Rumors the following morning spread about campus through social media (particularly Yik Yak) of several freshman ADPis taking dumps all across fraternity row. Apparently mystery poops were found or witnessed in the following places: a trashcan, on top of a cooler, and in the front lawn of the Pi Kappa Alpha house. The names are left out to protect the guilty but it has been confirmed that the dumps were taken by two separate girls both pledging ADPi.

I hate this guy for making me download Yik Yak, but I did, and here’s what I found:

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These are just two of many Yik Yak posts I found that mentioned the ADPi shitting situation. Dear the person who claims to have a picture of the ADPi shit, please email it to me because I can think of many sick individuals who would love to see it, and they’re all reading this article right now.

There was also this post:

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I got you.

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And here’s the shit:

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And here’s a video of someone (a pledge?) cleaning the shit:

Human shit is so much nastier than dog shit. But why? Ever think about that? Can’t explain it.

Image via Twitter / @MSUADPi

  3. donna_smith123

    My best friend is a member of Alpha Delta Pi at Mississippi State. The pooping scandal has gone way too far. Social Media sites like TSM TFM and Yik Yak got a member of ADPi kicked out of her sorority and she is withdrawing from Mississippi State University as of yesterday. When it was strictly on yik yak it wasn’t as big of a deal until TSM TFM got a hold of it. The incidents that have been posted did not happen at pike, it was at pikapp. It was not an adpi “pledge” it was a junior. The junior adpi that will not be named pooped in a trash can, a pikapp pledge pooped on the cooler (thats why there is also a pledge cleaning it up), and no one pooped in the lawn. Yes, her pooping in the trash can is ridiculous but she was in her friends room belligerently drunk and was told not to leave that room because she had already vomited in the stall. Yes, some of the jokes are funny. I mean ADPoo…thats clever, but this ruined a girls reputation and status on that campus. Also, yes she did it to herself but she’s still a human being (even though she pooped somewhere other than a toilet). So please dear god let the girl be. The truth is still embarrassing, but at least it’s the truth.

    10 years ago at 3:16 pm