Rush Boobs Are Back Because They Never Left, Idiots
9 years ago

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We’ve seen you clamoring in the comments demanding that we bring Rush Boobs back. But guess what? They didn’t go anywhere, stupid. There’s a new gallery every single week. The only problem is your dumbass is missing out because you haven’t downloaded CyberDust which is the only place we’re allowed to post those sweet sweater puppies every week.

As you probably know, Cyber Dust is an app where you can send messages and pictures that disappear and never hit a hard drive anywhere, so you can send whatever you want to whoever you want without getting kicked off campus, or out of school, or screamed at by your girlfriend who doesn’t understand that sending a dick pic doesn’t constitute cheating. Once the messages are gone, they are gone forever. Practice safe sexting — use Cyber Dust.

For the same reason you don’t want certain people seeing certain messages, we’ll be blasting out some of our racier content that’s too damn sexy for the site or Twitter or Facebook exclusively on CyberDust. For starters, we’re hitting you with some fresh 2016 Rush Boobs today that will be sent directly to you as a private link through the app, and that private link will be the only way you can access the gallery.

And since I am a kind, loving intern, I am going to give you folks a little sneak peek into this week’s gallery so you can see what you’ll be getting.

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BOOM. You’re welcome. No need to thank me, just go download CyberDust right now.

Download Cyber Dust and Add +TotalFratMove

Get ready for some hot boobage.

  3. hutchskolf13

    the only reason any of us downloaded the stupid app in the first place was because we were promised no sailboats. Now they have sailboats you lying pieces of shit.

    9 years ago at 3:38 pm
  6. Karl Karlson

    I respect your cajones in calling us idiots, just like I respected Pledge Oedipus for saying “that’s not fair” when asked to do “The Electric Slide” while hooked up to a car battery. Unlike Pledge Oedipus, I fear we will be hearing from you again.

    9 years ago at 4:20 pm
  7. Brotein Shake

    That shit sucks, I’d put up with the cyberdust bullshit if the two promises you made were met, but was sorely disappointed: 1) there are still goddamn sailboats, and 2) it doesn’t come once a week, more like once every decade. Get your shit together, then we’ll talk.

    9 years ago at 4:21 pm
  8. WetSocks

    Fuck Cyber Dust. Nobody on here is ever going to download that shitty ass, Mark Cuban fucktard app. It fucking sucks.

    9 years ago at 5:11 pm
  10. father_time307

    How the fuck are you going to say “it’s the only place we’re allowed to show them” and then post two of them on here? Quit being stingy with the tits, you nazi fuck.

    9 years ago at 5:20 pm