Rush Boobs Are Back Because They Never Left, Idiots
9 years ago

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We’ve seen you clamoring in the comments demanding that we bring Rush Boobs back. But guess what? They didn’t go anywhere, stupid. There’s a new gallery every single week. The only problem is your dumbass is missing out because you haven’t downloaded CyberDust which is the only place we’re allowed to post those sweet sweater puppies every week.

As you probably know, Cyber Dust is an app where you can send messages and pictures that disappear and never hit a hard drive anywhere, so you can send whatever you want to whoever you want without getting kicked off campus, or out of school, or screamed at by your girlfriend who doesn’t understand that sending a dick pic doesn’t constitute cheating. Once the messages are gone, they are gone forever. Practice safe sexting — use Cyber Dust.

For the same reason you don’t want certain people seeing certain messages, we’ll be blasting out some of our racier content that’s too damn sexy for the site or Twitter or Facebook exclusively on CyberDust. For starters, we’re hitting you with some fresh 2016 Rush Boobs today that will be sent directly to you as a private link through the app, and that private link will be the only way you can access the gallery.

And since I am a kind, loving intern, I am going to give you folks a little sneak peek into this week’s gallery so you can see what you’ll be getting.

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BOOM. You’re welcome. No need to thank me, just go download CyberDust right now.

Download Cyber Dust and Add +TotalFratMove

Get ready for some hot boobage.

  2. Loller

    If I put away $5 every single time by clicking the fucking X for the stupid ad and say NO to download the cyber dick app then I would have enough money to get myself an expensive ass pornstar escort!

    9 years ago at 5:22 pm
  3. Grenade_Diving_Wingman

    Or you could post them on the website like a normal person, you fetal alcohol syndrome ravaged bastard

    9 years ago at 5:32 pm
  4. Slappyhappychap

    I could simply Google rush boobs instead of listening to this fraudulent add for a shit app

    9 years ago at 5:32 pm
  5. Turbo Kremers

    Stop trying to make Cyberdust happen, it’s not going to happen. How about you put rush boobs back on the site, and I’ll stop fucking your sister, intern.

    9 years ago at 5:57 pm
  7. Burt Reynolds1776

    Ive downloaded cyber dust multiple times because of your promises only to be disappointed. I’m not getting burned again you useless sack of shit intern

    9 years ago at 6:29 pm
  8. Da_Frattest69

    So when you say “post those sweet sweater puppies” you actually mean “send a link back to the censored pics on the website” right?

    9 years ago at 6:55 pm