Rush Boobs Are Back Because They Never Left, Idiots

TFM Intern9 years ago

We’ve seen you clamoring in the comments demanding that we bring Rush Boobs back. But guess what? They didn’t go anywhere, stupid. There’s a new gallery every single week. The only problem is your dumbass is missing out because you haven’t downloaded CyberDust which is the only place we’re allowed to post those sweet sweater puppies every week.

As you probably know, Cyber Dust is an app where you can send messages and pictures that disappear and never hit a hard drive anywhere, so you can send whatever you want to whoever you want without getting kicked off campus, or out of school, or screamed at by your girlfriend who doesn’t understand that sending a dick pic doesn’t constitute cheating. Once the messages are gone, they are gone forever. Practice safe sexting — use Cyber Dust.

For the same reason you don’t want certain people seeing certain messages, we’ll be blasting out some of our racier content that’s too damn sexy for the site or Twitter or Facebook exclusively on CyberDust. For starters, we’re hitting you with some fresh 2016 Rush Boobs today that will be sent directly to you as a private link through the app, and that private link will be the only way you can access the gallery.

And since I am a kind, loving intern, I am going to give you folks a little sneak peek into this week’s gallery so you can see what you’ll be getting.

BOOM. You’re welcome. No need to thank me, just go download CyberDust right now.

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Get ready for some hot boobage..