SAEs From OU To Rushees: “How far can you shoot cum?”
“Can someone please explain to me why that Samuels kid didn’t receive a damn bid? He’s my buddy from high school, plus he had ‘Exec potential’ written all over him. What the hell, guys? We need members like him!”
“He told us he can only shoot his cum like eight inches, man.”
“Whoa! Eight?!”
“Yeah, that’s what he said.”
“Oh, well good riddance. Only the greatest of seed slingers deserve the privilege of SAE brotherhood.”
Other questions posed to potential new members of the University of Oklahoma chapter of Sigma Alpha Epsilon include the following:
• Are you gay?
• What is your favorite porn site?
• Do you prefer top or bottom?
• What is your favorite condom?
• Have you ever blown a blank?
These questions, obtained by The Oklahoma Daily in the form of copies of binders kept by SAE pledges, are listed at the tail end of an article that details actual hazing allegations of OU’s Delta Tau Delta and Phi Gamma Delta chapters. I say “actual” hazing allegations because those fraternities are staring down the barrel of real, actual repercussions for their actions. As far as I can tell, the questions listed from SAE rush interviews were done so by the author purely for embarrassment and entertainment value. And that shit’s funny.
Then there’s this comment from Chris Balke, the only comment posted after the article from The Oklahoma Daily:
Classic Chris Balke right there.
[via The Oklahoma Daily]
Image via OU.edu
The OU Daily is the worst piece of campus literature in the country. The staff is comprised of a handful of angry GDIs who constantly attack our Greek community because there’s nothing else to write about. The articles about the Greek community are laughable at best because they always 1. revolve around something negative and 2. try to create a scandal that doesn’t exist. It’s always the same slanderous bullshit that no one on campus believes. It would literally kill the staffers to pull their heads out of their asses long enough to learn what good journalism actually is.
12 years ago at 11:24 amWatch out guys, she comes from one of the “A” sororities.
12 years ago at 5:00 pmChris Balke Was a Kappa Sig at OSU but couldnt make grades so now he is an SAE??
12 years ago at 12:26 pmYou couldn’t get in to OU so you had to go to OSU??
12 years ago at 10:32 amIt’s not hard to get into any of them.
12 years ago at 5:42 pmFuck journalism majors. Don’t they understand that the world does not revolve around them and their do whatever it takes, ruin as many people’s lives, so long as they can make a name for themselves as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends they lose or people they leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so they can make a name for themselves as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends they lose or people they leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
12 years ago at 12:49 pmDorn’s mom was the target for all that cum shooting.
12 years ago at 2:08 pmGuys also fall off the roof of SAE at OU.
12 years ago at 12:51 amFuck SAE.
12 years ago at 12:06 pm