Everyone knows if my truck is parked on the lawn in the morning, I am not to be disturbed until mid afternoon. TFM.

    1. BROnard Ramsey

      I was thinking either New Mexico or Texas. Only mexicans park on the lawn.

      13 years ago at 4:07 pm
  1. Obama is a cactus

    Everyone knows if my truck is parked on the lawn in the morning, I must have drunkenly miscalculated the length of the driveway.

    13 years ago at 3:11 pm
    1. Oprah Is A Dyke

      ^Absolutely not. Does it happen? Yes. Do I drink and drive a fuck ton? Yes. Am I proud of it and is it frat? Not in the least bit.

      13 years ago at 4:07 pm
    2. BROnard Ramsey

      ^That may be, but I wouldn’t say it was NF, nor would I say it’s FaF. It’s more like TFTC.

      13 years ago at 4:11 pm
    3. kvpolo

      Fair enough, and we’ve all done it. Lap taken. It’s nothing to be proud of though

      13 years ago at 4:23 pm
  2. Anonymous1192

    19 y/o sister was killed by someone who, according to some of you, was “FaF”, “TFTC”, or “legal to drive because they were just frat drunk.” It’s okay to rage but don’t be complete tools. And yes, even joking about drunk driving qualifies as being a complete tool. Nothing gentlemanly about it.

    13 years ago at 4:48 pm
    1. Oprah Is A Dyke

      Sorry for your lost, brother. I have had two friends die because of drunk driving. Both were their faults.

      13 years ago at 4:51 pm
    2. BROnard Ramsey

      ^^^You’re correct sir, sometimes we joke about things without thinking about how it could affect others. Sorry for your loss and frat on sir.

      13 years ago at 5:00 pm
  3. Keynes is a GDI

    Anonymous is another way of saying “State above the Mason-Dixon line”

    13 years ago at 5:28 pm
  4. Fratstar Runner

    Drunk driving is messed up and none of us should do it. That said, driving drunk is like a free roller coaster ride.

    13 years ago at 6:48 pm