Sarah Jessica Parker Was EVERYWHERE At The Belmont
A celebrity known for her classy and regal public appearances as much as she is for her role as Carrie on “Sex and the City,” Sarah Jessica Parker took the Belmont Stakes by storm on Saturday. Seriously, home girl was EVERYWHERE — and she was looking HOT.
Here she is flashing a smile for the ‘razzi before the big race.
Always a trend setter, Parker stole the show with a custom-tailored topcoat from Fenwick & Fenwick.
Always concerned with promoting a health-conscious lifestyle, Parker shared a kale salad lunch with longtime friend and leading femme comedienne, Whitney Cummings.
Later, Parker got totes PDA with hubby Matthew Broderick. Get a room, lovebirds!
Apparently, Parker got super trashed off of Mint Juleps during the race. Eyewitness reports confirm that she ate a carrot right out of someone’s hands, then defecated on the track.
That is SUCH a Carrie thing to do..
Image via Youtube
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11 years ago at 12:06 pmWell she does look like a horse…
11 years ago at 12:08 pmI’m getting tired of this joke. At this point you’re just kicking a dead Sarah Jessica Parker.
11 years ago at 12:12 pmWell done.
11 years ago at 12:17 pmQuite possibly the least creative shit I’ve ever read
11 years ago at 12:30 pmI mean, I chuckled.
11 years ago at 12:42 pmIm just gonna say it. Ive always thought she was a fox and I would totally bang her.
11 years ago at 12:51 pm*ride her (like a horse)
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11 years ago at 8:19 pmEh, I would still ride.
11 years ago at 1:01 pmYou’re one sick SOB
11 years ago at 5:30 pmIt’s funny cause she looks like a horse
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11 years ago at 7:22 am