Science Says No Girl Is Getting Off Riding Your Bologna Pony

2NOTBrokeGirls11 years ago

A few weeks ago, we told you everything you need to know about the female orgasm. In an effort to get all of you dudes laid more, we tried to educate you on how to make sure your lady gets hers while you’re getting yours. We laid down a challenge to all of you selfish bastards – take a break from your trip to poundtown and focus on getting her off, because odds are, she’s not going to have the big O while taking a ride on your broomstick.

Well, we were only partially right. Because, according to a new study, it turns out no ladies actually climax during penetration. Zip, nada, no one. In fact, according to the study published in Clinical Anatomy, there is actually no such thing as a vaginal orgasm, a clitoral orgasm or even a G-spot. Instead, the study found that all female orgasms originate from one place – namely, the clitoris.

So while we may have been wrong about ladies actually getting off from playing hide the salami, we were 100% right about the importance of that little magic button. The researchers in this study found that “It is possible for all women to orgasm if the female erectile organs are effectively stimulated,” meaning the clitoris and the surrounding tissue. So essentially, these scientists have figured out what we ladies have known all along: the key to getting us off depends on focusing on the hooded lady down below.

And before you start commenting about how you don’t care about the female orgasm (which is probably why you are here commenting instead of, you know, actually getting laid), let us again reiterate that the more you get us off, the more likely we are to let you make another run around the bases. So take some time, educate yourself, and hit some home runs..

[via The Daily Mail]

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