VIDEO: SEC Pledge Needs to be Reevaluated

As of July 1, 2012, Texas A&M and Missouri are officially members of the Southeastern Conference. The change brings a few spoils for these programs: more money, more prestige, better football, etc. The SEC improves as well, taking advantage a new key markets in Texas and Missouri. High fives all around. But with the new conference affiliation, the SEC must accept all characteristics of their newest members, shortcomings and all.

Texas A&M wasted no time displaying what Big XII members have experienced for years, and have been politely describing as their “quirkiness.”

Seriously, this is painful. Just watch:

  1. Frat_Fucken_Tastic

    I felt so embarrassed for those in the video, I could not make it through the whole thing.

    12 years ago at 8:51 am
  2. The_Frat_Rat

    I’m just glad I now have an excuse to travel to TAM and bang some slut texas cum dumpsters. The ones here are getting full

    12 years ago at 8:53 am
  3. Fraticus Rex

    “The only thing from Texas are steers and queers and I don’t see any horns”

    12 years ago at 9:04 am
    1. SkoalHammer

      “Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?”

      12 years ago at 9:33 am
    2. BellYeah

      Bullshit! I bet you’re the kind of person who would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the Goddam common courtesy to give him a reach around!

      12 years ago at 1:19 pm
  4. aggiefrat

    Yep…. We deserved to be hazed. Our administration is full of fucking retards who are determined to make us look like total fucking jackasses.

    12 years ago at 9:26 am
  5. frattyaggieWHOOP

    Unlike the Big 12 where everyone hated each other the SEC is one big family. The big 12 was all about what every team individually did and they didn’t care about the other schools in the conference. Every SEC school’s success is our success and vice versa. All the sips on here are just jealous they are in a conference where everyone roots against one another and they don’t have this type of camaraderie. All the SEC posters here will back me up.

    12 years ago at 9:51 am
    1. Turkey

      A conference where everyone roots against one another?

      Sounds like, well, fucking college football. What do you want to do, hold hands and kiss after every game?

      12 years ago at 10:58 am
    2. frattyaggieWHOOP

      ^ The SEC is different and better than the rest of college football. Its the top tier house and everyone else is in a lower tier house and doesn’t understand how the top tier house operates.

      12 years ago at 11:26 am
    3. Mr Fratdell

      ^ I love how the aggie thinks he know’s how the SEC operates. You haven’t even been to a chapter meeting yet, you fuck. you sound just like a god damned pledge. And guess what, they hate each other in that conference just as much as every hated you in the BIG XII. Stop fooling your self.

      12 years ago at 11:40 am
    4. frattyaggieWHOOP

      Everyone hates each other in the SEC but there is mutual respect. The Tsips never stopped treating us like pledges and hazing us and everyone else in the Big 12. In the SEC everyone treats each other like equals. That’s why we moved conferences. Yes there will be a hazing period filled with fuck you’s and lesser treatment. That will change and we will be seen as equals like we never were in the BIg 12, especially after we begin to steamroll SEC teams with our superior Texas talent.

      12 years ago at 12:03 pm
    5. BeerIsFrat

      Aggie complains about being the forever pledge, not frat. Hook ’em. I hope (and expect) the SEC treats you just as badly as we did.

      12 years ago at 12:15 pm
    6. frattyaggieWHOOP

      You sips are just jealous that y’all will never be SEC fraternity men like us Ags are.

      12 years ago at 8:34 pm
    7. anon7472974648

      ^ Just because you’ve gotten a bid card doesn’t mean that you’re a pledge yet, let alone a fraternity man.

      12 years ago at 8:36 pm
    8. Fraterick Southgate

      ^Hahaha. Funny. If the SEC could have nabbed OU and UT instead, they’d have done so in a heartbeat. You’re their consolation prize.

      12 years ago at 8:37 pm
    9. Bro Switzer

      A&M was the whipping horse of the Big 12 South in football, and they’ll be much worse off in the SEC, especially the SEC West.

      12 years ago at 1:18 pm
  6. BeerIsFrat

    A&M going to the SEC is kinda like the ugly girl from middle school trying to reinvent herself in High School, the only problem is… She’s Still Ugly. Have fun with these guys SEC, it took us almost 120 years to salt this snail, but I bet if your clever you could do it in 100.

    12 years ago at 9:56 am