Seth MacFarlane Writes and Directs Ad Too Racy for Axe to Promote (VIDEO)

If you’ve seen Seth MacFarlane’s film debut, Ted, then you know that it’s both hilarious and irreverent. How irreverent? Let’s just say he tosses around 9/11 jokes like we here at TFM pass around butt pee pictures. Also seeing a teddy bear slam some “Quinzee” swamp donk in a grocery store stock room and that fat kid get punched in the face by Marky Mark was pretty excellent too. It’s basically Seth MacFarlane uncensored and unrestrained, and it’s awesome.

Because Ted is insanely popular, its $54 million opening weekend was the largest ever for an R-Rated comedy, Axe decided to ask MacFarlane to write and direct a Ted themed ad for their hair products. Great idea. Except MacFarlane made it too racy, and now they’re having trouble finding the right channel to promote it through. Personally I’m a little surprised by this, if only because every Axe commercial I’ve ever seen has all of its actors and actresses getting to at least second base with each other, but whatever. The commercial is hilarious, it’s sort of like When Harry Met Sally meets Care Bears, which turns me on WAY more than it should.

Without further ado, Seth MacFarlane’s too hot to air Axe commercial.

To be honest if a restaurant’s ambience included screaming female orgasms, I’d probably go there for the ambience.

    1. LongLiveTheChief

      if i dipped my balls in honey and shaved coconut would you still do it? Cuz I’ve got some coconut

      12 years ago at 7:45 pm
    2. Frat_The_Bunny

      I guarantee you 90% of Hollywood votes republican. If you’re getting millions of dollars per move and democrats want to tax the shit out of the rich who do you think you’d vote for?

      12 years ago at 7:52 pm
    3. Potty Putter

      I bet 90% of Hollywierd votes Democrat because they are loony left wing socialist pricks. Try that for size, Cock-cheese.

      12 years ago at 8:45 pm
    4. Fraternity Lifestyle

      Frat_The_Bunny, no. Most Hollywood actors are liberal. Very few well-known actors are conservatives. They are okay with liberalism and socialism because they know they will still be able to make a lot of money and won’t be affected too much. It’s disgusting, but hey, fuck liberals.

      12 years ago at 8:54 pm
    5. Fratman begins

      The only thing that gives me hope about hollywood is the fact that Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger all Republicans.

      12 years ago at 11:42 pm
    1. JeopardyPledge

      ^^^ What is, failed recognition of the current day on the Julian calendar?

      12 years ago at 1:41 pm
  1. The_ChiIis_Guy

    Seth MacFarlane can lather himself up in petroleum jelly and slide himself up into Pamela Anderson’s Grand Canyon of a vagina, mercilessly shitting himself and peeing in her womb until the uteral tearing he inflicted due to his presence becomes infected and she dies a slow death due to blood poisoning. Then Seth will be forced to spend his last waking months nibbling at the rotting flesh of a diseased uterus in an attempt to sustain himself, eventually perishing in a similar fashion, as bowel fluids and septic drip infect his own sores incurred from living in a corpse.

    12 years ago at 6:14 am
    1. CouchesPullOutIDont

      Sounds like you got a bad case of crashing off addies chilis guy, sleep it off big cat.

      12 years ago at 10:14 am
    1. Al Brochino

      And now I missed the reply button. Laced and laps about to be taken. Fuck this comment section.

      12 years ago at 7:31 am