Shirtless Fat Guy At Dodgers Game Is Doing Baseball Right
Look at this guy. He’s the man. A weekday baseball game in Los Angeles during the month of September isn’t a deterrent for Fat Dodgers Guy In Flip Flops. Fat Dodgers Guy In Flip Flops lives for this.
Two Dos Equis in and Fat Dodgers Guy In Flip Flops is feeling it. He’s essentially got a full section to himself. He takes off whatever minimal requirement of a shirt he was wearing, throws on his shades, kicks back, and starts baking.
“We’ve got six more innings of this shit?” Fat Dodgers Guy In Flip Flops thinks to himself. “No thanks. I’m taking a nap.”
We feel you, Fat Dodgers Guy In Flip Flops. Don’t let arbitrary social norms get in the way of a great day at the ballpark.
[via Twitter]
11 years ago at 5:17 pm
11 years ago at 5:24 pmThis guy got a bid from Phi Nu Gamma: Fucks Not Given
11 years ago at 5:32 pmSimilarly to how you got a bid from Tau Tau Eta: Tries Too Hard
11 years ago at 7:38 pmThis guy is living the dream.
11 years ago at 6:17 pm
11 years ago at 6:46 pmThe half-eaten hot dog in his hand is easily the best part.
11 years ago at 8:16 pmLooks like somebody is gunning for Jonathan Goldsmith’s job.
11 years ago at 10:51 pmPassing out mid hotdog while attempting to evenly tan your grotesque body in a public place. It’s a TFM.
11 years ago at 10:56 pmyou can call him out of shape. overweight. maybe even fat as fuck. but don’t call him grotesque. this guy is rockin his gigantic physique like a fuckin champ. also what sorority were u in that taught u to use the word grotesque in reference to another person’s, much less a man’s body?
11 years ago at 6:10 amFucks Given < Zero
11 years ago at 11:12 pmI wanna have that mentality when I grow up
11 years ago at 5:32 pm