Shitty Situation At Rutgers When Toilets Don’t Work At Football Game

ItalianStallion7 years ago

As a resident of the great dumpster fire of a state known as New Jersey, I’ve been to Rutgers University many times, and not many of those times sober. Last time I wandered on that campus was after my last comedy show in New Brunswick after I ended up at a frat house about eight Dos Equis deep.

Still, most people know Rutgers for their piss poor football team. Rutgers has got to have the second most depressing football team in the New York City area, after the Giants of course (the Jets don’t count – they aren’t relevant anymore).

Just when things couldn’t get worse for those who like to torture themselves by watching Rutgers football, this happens.

From Yahoo Sports:

During the second quarter of the Scarlet Knights’ game against Michigan State, fans learned of some, uh, unfortunate news. There was a water pressure issue at High Points Solutions Stadium.

If fans wanted to use the restroom they had to exit the stadium. For real.

Sounds like a headline straight out of a Cleveland Browns game. How do you have “water pressure” at a goddamn football stadium? Apparently, Rutgers was prepared for this. Kind of.

Oh, how nice of Rutgers to be like “well if nature calls during the third quarter, we’ll at least let you back in so you can see your team take a shit on the field.” (Rutgers lost the game. Miserably.) What would I have done if I was there? Remember that episode of Seinfeld when Jerry, Elaine, and George went to India for a wedding and George decides to hold it in and not go to the bathroom the entire time they were there? That’s how I like to think I would have handled this situation.

Terrible timing, too. If there’s one time of year you don’t want the porcelain throne to back up, it’s the days right after Thanksgiving. Sounds like a shit situation for all.

[via Yahoo Sports]

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