Shots Fired Outside ETSU Sigma Chi House
Just after midnight this morning, police responded to a drunken argument that ended with multiple shots fired outside the Sigma Chi house at East Tennessee State University. After arriving on scene, officers stopped and searched a nearby Dodge Neon driven by 21 year-old Gary Taylor and found the handgun involved in the altercation. Taylor, who is not an ETSU student, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and possession of a firearm while intoxicated and is being held on a $21,000 bond.
Luckily, no one was injured as Taylor shot multiple rounds at the feet of Sigma Chi brothers, but how many times are we gonna go through this song and dance, guys? You just never fuck with a townie that has nothing to lose. End of story.
Now it looks like either you Sig Chis or the boys in blue roughed him up a bit before his mugshot, but we in the Greek community need to pick our battles better as a whole. Check out that neck beard. It just screams loose cannon. No logical person thinks that’s a good look. Plus, he looks like the fourth guy down the evolution of man chart…that’s in the beginning stages of a serious meth addiction. This kid packing heat and using it is a bigger sure thing than the under of .5 that Nick Saban cracks even a slight smirk the remainder of his days on this planet..
[via WJHL]


Looking like you’re the 4th guy down the evolution of man chart. TDevryGuyM
10 years ago at 1:09 pmI think I hate townies more than I hate GDIs.
10 years ago at 1:09 pmTownies are just the worst type of GDIs, unless you consider counting gang affiliations which I certainly do not.
10 years ago at 1:44 pmDepends on what college you attend. Some colleges are actually in dope ass college towns with normal inhabitants
10 years ago at 2:04 pmAny town that is “dope” might as well be hit by an asteroid.
10 years ago at 2:53 pmAlong with anybody who legitimately uses the word “dope”.
10 years ago at 9:49 amSomeone didn’t get a bid.
10 years ago at 1:09 pmSounds like he didn’t even get an acceptance letter.
10 years ago at 1:11 pmOr a GED…
10 years ago at 1:18 pmTFM not posting fail Friday. How many times we gonna go through this song and dance, guys?
10 years ago at 1:10 pmEvery goddamn Friday.
10 years ago at 1:20 pmSo is there no fail Friday today?
10 years ago at 3:32 pmNot as of yet. It’s post-afternoon shit, too. Inexcusible.
10 years ago at 3:40 pm1st of all: Back in my day we didn’t revert to guns to settle arguments, we used fists. Like real men.
10 years ago at 1:12 pm2nd of all: Dodge Neons. NF.
“Back in your day” you just started fighting? Sounds like a TFM.
10 years ago at 2:06 pmYour username is fucking stupid
10 years ago at 3:18 pmThey probably shot the intern for not posting fail Friday
10 years ago at 1:32 pmNah, the intern’s in Austin giving Dorn a blowie.
10 years ago at 1:37 pmFor the record Dan, it’s Sigma Chi not Sig Chi.
10 years ago at 1:34 pmNo matter how many times you tell people, we’ll always be referred to as Sig Chi. Might as well accept it rather than sound like a smug asshole
10 years ago at 2:06 pmsounds more like ‘sieg heil’ to me, man. down with futternities!
10 years ago at 10:24 amganja, not guns, brother! peace.
10 years ago at 1:34 pmMust have been trying to make his way back to the Pike house…
10 years ago at 1:36 pmThe real sad part is our SAE toga party got cancelled because this dumbass
10 years ago at 1:42 pmSad part is you’re in SAE.
10 years ago at 1:44 pmThe sad part is you go to ETSU.
10 years ago at 2:31 pmSad part is you smell like butt
10 years ago at 3:22 pm