Shout Out To Dick Tips
Somewhere, a man named Dick Tips is concerned about grave sites. I don’t know why Dick is concerned about the grave sites, the level of his concern, or if anything is being done to remedy that concern, but Dick Tips is concerned. And his name is Dick Tips. Tips, Dick. Dick. Tips. Dick Fucking Tips.
Mr. and Mrs. Tips named their son Richard, aka “Dick.” Dick Tips. That’s the man’s name. His name is Dick Tips.
Want to hear something so crazy that it will make you question the universe in which you live? We have a lovely young lady who works in our advertising department by the name Margaret Tipps. I. Shit. You. Not. Her. Father. In. Law’s. Name. Is. Dick. His name is Dick Tipps. Dick Fucking Tipps! Two Dick Tip(p)s!!!
My mind just exploded into a million pieces. I’ll be dreaming of Dick Tips all weekend long..
h/t Jenny Johnson
Mushroom top
10 years ago at 7:04 pmThis the only time I respect the laps given..that was the gayest thing I’ve ever typed
10 years ago at 8:50 pmDick tip: don’t stick it in a lit toaster.
10 years ago at 7:40 pmWho lights a toaster?
10 years ago at 9:40 pmI have a propane toaster.
10 years ago at 1:03 amI know a guy named John Wang. They should be friends.
10 years ago at 7:58 pmUnless he’s a Japanese cowboy with a thick accent, I don’t anyone’s interested.
10 years ago at 9:42 pmFuck Dick’s Tips we want Dick’s Picks
10 years ago at 8:04 pmRight bud, take your pick from any dick. This moment will determine the outcome of your night.
10 years ago at 10:13 amYMBNH
10 years ago at 6:28 pmHonestly have no idea what you’re saying here
10 years ago at 9:07 pmWent to high school with a girl named Anita Wangrin.
10 years ago at 9:00 pmI think the word Dorn is missing is prepubescent
10 years ago at 11:40 pmHow drunk are you?
10 years ago at 12:14 amHaha this is hilarious when shitfaced
10 years ago at 1:55 amI know him. San Antonio Represent
10 years ago at 2:11 pmRefusing to go by rick or richard is a power move
10 years ago at 10:07 am