Show Your Support To Rename The Bengals To The Cincinnati Harambes With This T-Shirt
8 years ago

With the petition to change the Cincinnati Bengals to the Cincinnati Harambes rapidly approaching its goal of 25,000 signees, the late gorilla could easily become the city’s new mascot. He should become the city’s new mascot. As the petition’s founder notes:

The Cleveland Browns named their team after a former Coach who made a great impact on their city so why cant the Bengals do it as well in honor of a hero who made an impact on their city too! #DicksoutforHarambe

A city icon. Damn straight. He’s a worldwide icon. What the hell does a Bengal even have to do with the city? It’s just a generic team name. If there was a Bengal at the Cincinnati Zoo who sacrificed his life to inspire all of us, then I’d say go ahead and keep the name. But there wasn’t. It’s time to pass the torch.

To show your support for changing the team name to the Harambes, pick up one of our brand spankin’ new Cincinnati Harambes t-shirts.

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The Bengals administration has yet to acknowledge the petition, but if we can get enough people to walk the streets of Queen City in these threads, they’ll have no choice but to consider the proposal.

Even if you’re not a Cincinnati fan, I still urge you to pick one up. This isn’t just about supporting a football team; this is about memorializing a fallen hero. It’s about showing the world that through the power of meme, great change is truly possible.

Please. Do the right thing. Hover your cursor over that “Buy” button, whip your dick out for Harambe, then mash it on your trackpad.

Harambe Bless.

Be sure to check out the rest of our Harambe gear:

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  5. I think it’s now uncool being caught in a Harambe story, we can’t have anything nice with everything being ran into the ground so quickly now.

    8 years ago at 9:44 am
  6. sunshinebass

    at this point i’m convinced this is a brewster’s millions situation where you just waste money on purpose.

    8 years ago at 9:44 am
  7. LazyRican

    The good thing about these shirts is that know you can know how’s the frat highschooler try hard trying to pledge

    8 years ago at 9:57 am
  10. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

    Good example using Cleveland and Paul Brown. In fact, let’s continue honoring coaches by keeping the original Cincinnati team name selected by that very same Paul Brown (Bengals) and shoving those t-shirts up your assholes. It’s been awhile since you’ve tried this hard and it’s painful.

    8 years ago at 10:10 am