Show Your Support To Rename The Bengals To The Cincinnati Harambes With This T-Shirt
9 years ago

With the petition to change the Cincinnati Bengals to the Cincinnati Harambes rapidly approaching its goal of 25,000 signees, the late gorilla could easily become the city’s new mascot. He should become the city’s new mascot. As the petition’s founder notes:

The Cleveland Browns named their team after a former Coach who made a great impact on their city so why cant the Bengals do it as well in honor of a hero who made an impact on their city too! #DicksoutforHarambe

A city icon. Damn straight. He’s a worldwide icon. What the hell does a Bengal even have to do with the city? It’s just a generic team name. If there was a Bengal at the Cincinnati Zoo who sacrificed his life to inspire all of us, then I’d say go ahead and keep the name. But there wasn’t. It’s time to pass the torch.

To show your support for changing the team name to the Harambes, pick up one of our brand spankin’ new Cincinnati Harambes t-shirts.

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The Bengals administration has yet to acknowledge the petition, but if we can get enough people to walk the streets of Queen City in these threads, they’ll have no choice but to consider the proposal.

Even if you’re not a Cincinnati fan, I still urge you to pick one up. This isn’t just about supporting a football team; this is about memorializing a fallen hero. It’s about showing the world that through the power of meme, great change is truly possible.

Please. Do the right thing. Hover your cursor over that “Buy” button, whip your dick out for Harambe, then mash it on your trackpad.

Harambe Bless.

Be sure to check out the rest of our Harambe gear:

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  4. prex8390

    It’s pretty sad that people are profiting off the death of an endangered animal.

    9 years ago at 12:15 pm
  5. authentic_con

    This is pathetic. I’d like to think its satire at this point but I know you guys too well.

    9 years ago at 12:37 pm
  6. Drunk Chris Berman

    I swear to Christ this shit has to end, it wasn’t even that funny

    9 years ago at 2:29 pm

  7. This is just click bait. Boosh was on the Podcast a couple of weeks ago whining about how if Trump becomes President and puts higher tariffs on Chinese imported goods he will make less money because all of these red, white, and blue, supposed patriotic Rowdy Gentlemen; Man Outfitters; Total Frat apparel items are made by Grandex in China.

    9 years ago at 5:38 pm
  8. PikeIke

    Tbh I get that it’s not that funny but you guys are looking like a bunch of sensitive activists NF

    9 years ago at 8:29 pm