Some Sigma Chis Thought It Was A Good Idea To Make Custom BuzzFeed Quizzes For Their Chapter

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On Friday, I am taking off to the beach, so I won’t be plugged in to check “Fail Friday” on TFM. Danny Regs will be in charge of verbally abusing the intern until it’s posted. Fortunately for me, my own personal Fail Friday came early via our tip line.

In the message, our tipster let us know that the Sigma Chi chapter at Hillsdale College started making BuzzFeed quizzes so you can figure out exactly which Sigma Chi you are. There are two quizzes, and both are laughably terrible.

Some of the questions include:

1) Which Spongebob Squarepants character are you most like?
2) Pick an Instagram caption.
3) Which hypothetical IM sport would you DOMINATE in?
4) What is your Instagram like?

If you really want to see the rest of the questions or even see which goober you are, the quizzes are here:

1) Part I
2) Part II

They are bad — really, really bad.

So was this really necessary, guys? When you guys were all chatting in a group message, which one of you idiots was taking BuzzFeed quizzes and suggested that this would be a good idea? Whoever that was, blackball them.

***UPDATE***

They took the quizzes down because of me.

Image via Facebook/Hillsdale Sigma Chi

  1. Southern Sir

    You guys clearly don’t yell at the intern enough if he’s still down a fail Friday. Where is it you miserable disgrace?

    10 years ago at 2:59 pm
  2. yacht_life

    The stupidity level says Steve Holt….the amount of effort someone put in says otherwise. Haven’t found the quiz on Reddit yet.

    10 years ago at 3:21 pm
  3. Fratty_Boh 24

    Since Dan is in charge on Friday that means we can expect Fail Friday before noon right?

    10 years ago at 3:24 pm
      1. USArmy

        There was one last week. It’s easy to miss during the summer with everything going on. We should have one tomorrow. The DeVry Guy is more competent than the Intern or SteveHolt.

        10 years ago at 9:31 pm
  4. Bluto_Brotarsky

    I’m not sure what to be more disappointed in: the quizzes on Buzzfeed or a tractor parked in front of a fraternity house.

    10 years ago at 3:33 pm
    1. Ass Buster

      The tractor is like a chariot! The pledges pull it around the campus. To make it harder put plows on it. Yeee Haw………………huh.. Uum, what’s going on? (waking up) OH MAN, what a dream that was. Can I be expelled for having a dream? (Glad I’m not at the U of NH.)

      10 years ago at 12:18 am
  5. OozmaKappa

    I’m not gonna lie, I really wanted to take the quiz but the links aren’t working

    10 years ago at 3:48 pm
  6. Fratasaurus

    Well it seems they saw the light and took down the quizzes.. hopefully they learn a little something from goobering around in public.

    10 years ago at 3:59 pm
  7. NYUFratter

    A few goobs on my sports team did something like this but they are geeds who attend NYU so I wouldn’t expect anything less.

    10 years ago at 4:14 pm