Some Sigma Chis Thought It Was A Good Idea To Make Custom BuzzFeed Quizzes For Their Chapter

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On Friday, I am taking off to the beach, so I won’t be plugged in to check “Fail Friday” on TFM. Danny Regs will be in charge of verbally abusing the intern until it’s posted. Fortunately for me, my own personal Fail Friday came early via our tip line.

In the message, our tipster let us know that the Sigma Chi chapter at Hillsdale College started making BuzzFeed quizzes so you can figure out exactly which Sigma Chi you are. There are two quizzes, and both are laughably terrible.

Some of the questions include:

1) Which Spongebob Squarepants character are you most like?
2) Pick an Instagram caption.
3) Which hypothetical IM sport would you DOMINATE in?
4) What is your Instagram like?

If you really want to see the rest of the questions or even see which goober you are, the quizzes are here:

1) Part I
2) Part II

They are bad — really, really bad.

So was this really necessary, guys? When you guys were all chatting in a group message, which one of you idiots was taking BuzzFeed quizzes and suggested that this would be a good idea? Whoever that was, blackball them.

***UPDATE***

They took the quizzes down because of me.

Image via Facebook/Hillsdale Sigma Chi

  1. LibertarianFrater

    I’m hoping it was at least a pledge activity, because an initiated brother making this is downright sad.

    10 years ago at 4:34 pm
  2. ThursdayNightClub

    So embarrassed to be a sigma chi right now but then again I’ve never heard of that school …

    10 years ago at 4:50 pm
    1. FranklinHowardStogie

      Not affiliated with these guys but if you haven’t heard of the school, you’re probably a Lib

      10 years ago at 7:27 am
    2. Bush Light

      It’s the most conservative school in the nation in Hillsdale, Michigan. It is backed by Pat Sajak, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh amongst other high profile politicians/personalities/donors.

      10 years ago at 8:19 am
  3. MyPaddleYourAss

    They are the biggest joke of a chapter. Anybody familiar with the chapter would agree. They could have their own Fail Friday each week.

    10 years ago at 6:16 pm
  4. Rockefeller

    Back in the day, people had the decency to fall on their sword after failing so miserably as the intern has at posting fail Friday every week

    10 years ago at 1:30 am
  5. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Surprised you goobers haven’t made a “Which TFM Staff Member Are You ” quiz already.

    10 years ago at 8:49 am