Smokin’ Hot Spearfishing Babe Valentine Thomas Is A Serious Catch

Alex Buscemi10 years ago

I think I’m in love, you guys.

Meet Valentine Thomas, a 28-year-old dime piece from Canada who would love nothing more than to sit on a boat, cast a line, and drink beers all day long. According to Canoe, she recently quit her job in finance to become a full-time fisherwoman. But it hasn’t been smooth sailing for the grouper-spearing goddess. Some people sippin’ the Haterade call her a “killer.” Don’t worry, Valentine. Those people are just jealous whales.

I don’t know why hot girls slaughtering wildlife turns me on the way it does, but seeing home girl pose with her bountiful, oceanic harvest makes my worm jiggle.

World Record Atlantic Jack! Ils time for a second one soon!! 😋😎 #worldrecord #timetogetanewone #jack #girlspearfishing #bbqtime

A photo posted by Valentine Thomas (@valentinethomas) on Jun 14, 2015 at 6:28am PDT

Hey girl, I’m a master baiter. Drop me a line?

Sometimes, I find it quite hard as a woman to find spearfishing gear that is suitable for me. Over the past 4 years, I've seen a massive increase in companies making more lady friendly equipment. I'm so glad that the sport is becoming more popular among women! We go girls! 😜😍🎣🐟🔫 thank you #pathos for my super cute purple foot pockets 😁☺️

A photo posted by Valentine Thomas (@valentinethomas) on May 28, 2015 at 5:37am PDT

I wanna flop around on top of her like a fish till she asks if I’ll be finished soon.

Sodwana Bay getting my gun ready. Africa was such an inspiring trip. I was able to push myself to new limits and discover lovely people with warm hearts. I am so proud to be able to call you my friends! #sustainableeating #girlspearfishing #SouthAfrica #sharkywater @africanspearfishingdiaries @roballenspearfishing

A photo posted by Valentine Thomas (@valentinethomas) on May 24, 2015 at 1:35pm PDT

I’d tackle her box.

When the girl goes to get dinner #amberjacks #groupers #spearfishing #sustainableeating

A photo posted by Valentine Thomas (@valentinethomas) on May 24, 2015 at 12:53pm PDT

Holy mackerel!

Be right back honey, going to grab dinner! #dinner #fish #sustainableeating #grabonlywhatyouneed #backtobasics #modernversion

A photo posted by Valentine Thomas (@valentinethomas) on May 1, 2015 at 10:19am PDT

Look at the size of that halibutt.

#uk #freezingwater #tropicalsoon

A photo posted by Valentine Thomas (@valentinethomas) on Apr 2, 2015 at 11:47am PDT

I wanna launch my spear into her tuna casserole.

Pretty Corsica 😍😍 your landscapes and your sea are breathtaking!! Im in love! 😘🎣 #dentex #lifeisbettteronthesea #girlspearfishing

A photo posted by Valentine Thomas (@valentinethomas) on Jun 19, 2015 at 2:59am PDT

If her canoe ever sprung a leak, I’d know how to fill the hole.

I only hope a girl like Valentine wanders into my life someday. There are plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one, I’ll just be here playing with my rod. #allthepuns.

[via Canoe]