Smoking Hot, Innovative Blonde Chick Sneaks Empty Milk Carton Into Cafeteria For Free Refill
Money is tight in college. If you can find ways to cut down on expenses, do it. The last thing you want to deal with on a Thursday night heading into the weekend is an account barely floating above a nice little overdraft fee.
If you’re a college freshman looking to cut back and save money, think like this chick:
She grabbed an empty milk carton, headed to the cafeteria milk dispenser (2 percent, even though she could be drinking whole if she wanted to) and filled that bad boy up before assumedly heading back to her dorm room and pouring herself a nice little bowl of cereal while watching “Gossip Girl” on Netflix.
Who knows what else she’s taken. Chocolate milk? Of course. Orange juice? Probably. Apple juice? I mean, if that’s the kind of drink that floats your boat, might as well grab it while you can.
She probably has a mini-fridge full of free shit that you idiots can only get when the cafeteria is open.
Innovative thinking like this is the reason your parents waste hundreds of thousands of dollars at your shitty state schools. Learn to survive, and maybe find a wife like this chick, too.
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Is this a joke HelmetStickers? You actually wrote an article about this?
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11 years ago at 12:21 pmHow did you confirm she’s “smoking hot”?
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11 years ago at 10:37 am