Smoking Hot, Innovative Blonde Chick Sneaks Empty Milk Carton Into Cafeteria For Free Refill
Money is tight in college. If you can find ways to cut down on expenses, do it. The last thing you want to deal with on a Thursday night heading into the weekend is an account barely floating above a nice little overdraft fee.
If you’re a college freshman looking to cut back and save money, think like this chick:
She grabbed an empty milk carton, headed to the cafeteria milk dispenser (2 percent, even though she could be drinking whole if she wanted to) and filled that bad boy up before assumedly heading back to her dorm room and pouring herself a nice little bowl of cereal while watching “Gossip Girl” on Netflix.
Who knows what else she’s taken. Chocolate milk? Of course. Orange juice? Probably. Apple juice? I mean, if that’s the kind of drink that floats your boat, might as well grab it while you can.
She probably has a mini-fridge full of free shit that you idiots can only get when the cafeteria is open.
Innovative thinking like this is the reason your parents waste hundreds of thousands of dollars at your shitty state schools. Learn to survive, and maybe find a wife like this chick, too.
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Image via Twitter
If she weren’t hot, or even mildly attractive, we’d simply call her a derelict. But… she is. So, the point is moot,
11 years ago at 1:26 pm“I like my women how I like my milk: rich, white, and 2% fat.”
11 years ago at 2:02 pmI like my women like my scotch: 12 years old and in my basement.
11 years ago at 2:17 pmI cant believe you took this picture off twitter and proceeded to write a horrendous article about something that people have been doing for years . is it also innovative to steal dishes from the cafeteria? no its just resourceful.. fuck you and may God have mercy on your soul
11 years ago at 2:13 pmtoday was the day TFM completely ran out things to write about and begins the downward spiral
11 years ago at 2:21 pmHelmet Stickers at Grandex must be like that tard that always hangs around. You don’t want him hanging out with you, but you don’t have the heart to tell him to go away
11 years ago at 2:28 pmShe could use some squats
11 years ago at 2:43 pmFuck you helmet stickers. I hope you fucking die.. Who the fuck lets you write these articles? Go fuck yourself
11 years ago at 8:08 pm