Drunk Sorority Pledge Educator At University Of Iowa Gets Arrested For Pissing All Over Yogurt Establishment
Jestine is like any other 20-something college student. She enjoys a drink every now and then, especially on Saturday when there’s a football game going on.
Now, everyone knows that when you get drunk, you’re eventually going to have to break the seal. That’s just called biology. Or something. Well, according to the The Smoking Gun, Jestine was arrested for public intoxication after she was caught relieving herself at a local frozen yogurt shop.
Cops were called to Yotopia–which bills itself as “Iowa City’s Original FroYo”–after a woman relieved herself inside the business around 7 PM.
Officers identified the suspect as Jestine REDACTED, a 20-year-old University of Iowa student. REDACTED, cops reported, smelled of booze, was “slurring her speech,” and had “bloodshot watery eyes.” REDACTED, who had an empty flask that smelled of alcohol, allegedly gave cops false information, claiming that her driver’s license was actually that of a friend.
I don’t see what the big deal is here. Jestine was all fired up about Iowa’s big win over in-state rival Iowa State on Saturday day night. So she did what any normal college kid would do. She celebrated the Hawkeyes win with a few drinks, and then decided she wanted to dabble in a little frozen yogurt because she was hungry. It just so happened that while waiting in line for her yogurt, nature came calling, and she couldn’t make it to the nearest bathroom.
Jestine is the current pledge educator for her sorority, and she’s pretty attractive in my opinion.
Has the ability to give no fucks? ✔
Grade A looks? ✔
10/10 would wife. I would party with you any time, Jestine. Hit me up..
[via The Smoking Gun]
Image via Facebook
I don’t understand these sugary coated bubbly, liberal led agenda abomination of names these frozen yogurt places name themselves. Any grown man saying they’re going to Yotopia, Yogurtland, Yogurtworld, or Simply FroYo needs to examine their crotch and see if there’s still any nuts behind those zippers.
10 years ago at 3:50 pmGlad you boys saw that most liked comment and decided to go back and REDACT the rest of the last names.
10 years ago at 4:15 pmYeah but mentioning her sorority, her position in her sorority, and the giant picture of her face still don’t leave much to the imagination.
10 years ago at 4:49 pmThis mistake should not be highlighted on the Internet and furthermore, people should not be publicly making a farce of this matter. Total Frat Move and Total Sorority Move should be there to highlight and uplift the greek community, not tear it down. This matter should be handled privately and personally without the help of the internet and popular Greek websites. Have sympathy for your fellow Greek peers and realize that these articles affect and hurt everyday people. I am an active advocate for the greek community I am respectfully urging you to see the greater good of deleting something that is damaging to someone’s character and reputation. To stop the negative stigmas and associations of Greek life, we have to start helping each other than destroying.
Stop gaining recognition by publishing these hurtful articles and please delete the thread and all pertinent links, videos, and tags.
10 years ago at 6:09 pmSo umm, I was actually girl who was working and called the police when this happened. The real story is that she was waiting to only use our bathroom not get yogurt. She banged on the door for 2 minutes before deciding that it was okay to just pee on the floor. After peeing on the floor she left her pants off, aka half naked and just stood up against the wall. When children were inside the shop. So yes I called the police and I’m the one who had to clean her pee up. And I’m not sorry that she got arrested.
10 years ago at 8:40 pmWe understand the arrest. We understand sharing a wacky story on the internet. The problem is that full names and faces were given. She’ll face a punishment through the legal system. Her punishment should not permanently extend onto the internet to cause inevitable backlash with education, careers, etc.
10 years ago at 9:27 pmI only got her arrested I didn’t give anybody her name or talk to any type of reporter. No one I work with gave anybody this story. It got out on its own.
10 years ago at 1:48 amShow us your tits?
10 years ago at 8:45 amWeird, don’t recall blaming you or even mentioning you.
10 years ago at 10:54 amProps man, really saved the day. So glad we got your side of the story….
10 years ago at 10:30 pmHoly shit I worked with this girl in Omaha. She doesn’t even go by the name Jestine
10 years ago at 12:54 am