There's nothing like throwing a kegger with Penthouse Pet of the Year and Twisty's Treat of the Year. TFM.

  1. Bone Daddy

    This guy definitely jerks off with a belt around his neck… And probably a probe up his ass… Looks like he doesn’t even know what to do with real tits.

    13 years ago at 6:53 pm
    1. Danny Devitbro

      Is the economy hurting you daddy? Is he still one of the top 250 businessmen in Nebraska?

      13 years ago at 10:02 am
    2. Bone Padre

      You leave my chico alone, you perverted little sumbitch! My baby boy’s had it especially tough ever since that fucking judge ruled last Tuesday that Bone Daddy’s Uncle was not guilty of sexual assault after he jammed a living koala bear cub up Bone Daddy’s rectum. Where’s the justice these dias?

      13 years ago at 10:12 am
    3. Bone Daddys Uncle

      Hey, that little bastard falsely accused me. I have never shoved anything anywhere near that boy’s rectum. If I want to shove something up a butthole I just call your wife.

      13 years ago at 3:15 pm
    4. BONE SKUNK

      I ar heres for my boy. Come home. Please comes home. COME HOMES. COMES HOME DAMMIT OR I WILLS HAVE OUCHIES ON YOU LIKE DOOD SKUNK WHEN HE NO HEARS ME. I ar with sorries but I no likes uncle.

      13 years ago at 12:05 am
  2. The Standard

    Its called a button down because when you wear it you BUTTON THE FUCKING COLLAR DOWN

    13 years ago at 11:01 pm
    1. Tennessee_Pike

      Pretty sure it’s called a nbutton down becasude wit buttons ll the way down, Im nth drunk

      13 years ago at 12:13 am