“We choose to build a badass snowball gun not because it was easy, but because it is awesome, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win.”
– JFK, probably
Just keep a couple pledges off to the side, constantly making snow balls for you to haze their pledge brothers with. When you’ve decided you’ve had enough, take the last few clips they’ve filled, and turn the guns on them. Because all pledges should have an equally shitty time. Bernie Sanders would be proud.
Is this fucking high school? Just throw empty beer cans like a man, dad did and I turned out decent.
10 years ago at 3:42 pmWhile I respect your sentiment we should continue to support innovation in hazing.
10 years ago at 3:58 pm“We choose to build a badass snowball gun not because it was easy, but because it is awesome, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win.”
10 years ago at 4:13 pm– JFK, probably
lol fucking nerds
10 years ago at 12:33 amThis and 40 hrs of packing snow balls and you have 3 minutes of a great time! Just use baseballs. Much more efficient.
10 years ago at 9:39 amJust keep a couple pledges off to the side, constantly making snow balls for you to haze their pledge brothers with. When you’ve decided you’ve had enough, take the last few clips they’ve filled, and turn the guns on them. Because all pledges should have an equally shitty time. Bernie Sanders would be proud.
10 years ago at 10:55 am“Clips”
10 years ago at 11:49 pm