Snowboarding Is Fun Until A Killer Moose Runs You Down At 100 MPH And Clobbers Your Brains Out
The moose is very rapidly ascending up my list of most admired animals. I’m a big jungle cat guy through and through, and I think most people know that about me by now, but any 1500-lb. animal with hooves that can move like that and has a thirst for blood is okay in my book. What a majestic beast this is.
Here’s a video of a moose trying to run down a snowboarder for being a snowboarder and scatter his brains all over the mountain just because he’s a snowboarder.
What a thrill. One minute you’re hitting a J just inside the tree line and follow it up by doing a backside grind while your boy Chaz films you and the next you’re snowboarding for your literal life as a moose tries to run you down at 100 MPH and wear your brains on his hooves. The boys back at the dispensary are going to love this story..
The mariner moose runs faster
9 years ago at 7:10 pmHunt it, mount it, gain its wisdom. We’ve been doing that shit for years.
9 years ago at 3:23 am