Soccer Player Gets Jump Kicked Into Next Year By Fan During Post Game Interview

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I’d be lying if I said I knew who Aquiles Ocanto was before today. I’m ashamed to admit it, but my following of Primera División Venezolana soccer has just fallen off dramatically in recent years. The frat blog life just takes up way too much time, and I have to be more selective with what I watch during my few moments of leisure. We’re talking about serious sacrifices on my end to the point that even A1 Ethniki Water Polo is no longer in the mix.

Today, however, was a pleasant reminder of what I enjoyed so much about those obscure sports leagues that I used to hold near and dear to my heart: the rabid fandom.

You think you’ll ever see Bron Bron get dropped by some Bulls fan during a post game interview? Exactly. But down in South America, all bets are off. Athletes have to keep their heads on a swivel, otherwise you end up like poor Aquiles here with your spine caved in. And you assholes thought Philly fans were bad.

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    1. _fratdaddy

      Yeah I thought this was one of the chive articles at first. TFM is going down hill

      11 years ago at 11:50 am
    2. starsandstripes94

      You don’t see the correlation? Our boy Aquiles here was clearly part of some multi cultural special interest fraternity back in his glory days.

      11 years ago at 12:16 pm
    3. Deltahigh

      you’ve never jumped kicked somebody while they weren’t expecting it? #coward

      11 years ago at 1:35 pm
  1. ChristianFrackenberg

    Wow the video that was included in the article really helped me get a sense of what the fuck was going on here.

    11 years ago at 11:53 am
  2. Gryphon2

    Not really digging random articles of Venezuelans getting body bagged in a post game interview. Find better more relevant news Dan.

    11 years ago at 12:07 pm
      1. USArmy

        My current job requires a great deal of in-depth research. It didn’t take very long. The hard part was not being distracted by the plethora of hot latina reporters.

        10 years ago at 11:31 am