Some Punk Pulls A “What Are Thoooooooose?!” On Air Jordan
10 years ago

Kids these days. They just don’t get it. Ungrateful little shits with their Xbox headsets and indecipherable social media slang. No one knows what you’re even talking about, guys. Grow up already.

How old are the kids in this video anyway, like eight? When I was eight, I was out running through the burbs, playing wiffle ball, causing trouble, and picking on the nerdy kids in my neighborhood. Kids now are recycling internet memes and whipping out their iPhone 6 Pluses to try and get re-tweets. It’s sad.

This kid got the chance to ask Michael Jordan, the greatest and coolest basketball player the world has ever seen, one question. And what does he ask him? He went with a played-out internet meme.

Mike, because he’s not plugged into the underbelly of the Twitter world, had no idea what the kid was talking about. He had to ask someone what he meant. Then he answered.

The Air Jordan XX9 Low-Top:

The man put basketball shoes on the map, for fuck’s sake. Where’s the respect? Watch Space Jam. Get some damn culture.

  2. UlyssesSGrant_WilliamTSherman

    Everyone these days is so obsessed with social media, selfies, celebrities who have no impact on the world, etc.

    No wonder our country is voting Democrat.

    10 years ago at 12:54 pm
    1. Bush Light

      No shit. Social media has given stupid people a voice. Not that I’m not all for equality or whatever the fuck you wanna call it, but stupid people having a voice is why we are where we are today.

      10 years ago at 12:58 pm
    2. SigEppcellent

      Because Conservatives are stuck in the past and insist on waging war amongst their fellow americans rather than making sure the next century is an American century. They’d rather let their fellow Americans be slain on a daily basis (Charleston, Chatanogga, etc.) than admit that the operable definition of “bearing arms” has changed since 1776. “Bearing arms” was never meant to incorporate fully automatic death machines in cities with 1,000,000 in a country that is more than just a closeknit group of colonies.

      10 years ago at 1:53 pm
      2. Bush Light

        Can’t tell if you’re a troll or serious. Regardless, chug a quart of motor oil

        10 years ago at 2:12 pm
      3. Broties n Boatshoes

        Hillary is his icon. Definitely a troll seeing that no one with half a brain would vote for her. #BlackballSteveHolt #BlackballSigEppcellent

        10 years ago at 2:17 pm
      4. Ticklemyfrock

        They didn’t have “fully automatic death machines” in that time but if they did they would be included since the purpose of the 2nd Amendment is to protect the people from tyranny and over reaching government. In fact it has been utilized by many since and has worked. One example is the black panthers would watch over police during arrests of black citizens and their being armed prevented violations of civil rights by the state. From what your saying they should have let those men and women be abused? Do you hate black people? God damn racist liberals

        10 years ago at 2:28 pm
  4. Ron_Draper

    I think somebody has to tell Jordan that the roman numeral for 29 is XXIX, not XX9…..

    10 years ago at 1:00 pm
    1. Ihavefirmnipples

      Larger selection of prepubescent boys in that gym than his local playground.

      10 years ago at 3:25 pm
  10. Mat Daymone

    so it’s only okay to care about internet fame when you’re grown up and working for TFM?

    10 years ago at 1:48 pm