Someone Drew a 60-Yard-Long Snow Dick on UL’s Football Field
Check out this huge snow penis on the University of Louisville football field:
There's a 60 yard dick on ULs football field #BobbysBack pic.twitter.com/ckgGZCxkZV
— Nick Roush (@RoushKSR) February 3, 2014
The artist(s) didn’t include much detail in the gigantic snow penis, which is disappointing considering the enormous canvas he/they had to work with. The balls are pretty weird looking, too. And I’ve never seen a setup quite like that, with the penis originating straight out of the middle of the scrotum. Not much to brag about in the girth department, either.
Easily my favorite part of this photo is the little footprints shooting out from the balls. Hilarious.
h/t @KYBlackout
[via Twitter]
Dorn doing the news about a snow penis. Would have never guessed that.
11 years ago at 5:52 pmI saw this article on facebook and before I even clicked it thought yep this is dorn
11 years ago at 5:57 pmDesales Colts alumni baby
11 years ago at 6:05 pmBOO! go Ballard Bruins
11 years ago at 9:02 pmDammit Dorn, you dumb mother fucker. The footprints coming out of the scrotum are the footprints of the perpetrator entering and leaving the field.
11 years ago at 6:08 pmAre you for real right now?
11 years ago at 7:08 pmUhhhhhhh, no shit.
11 years ago at 8:14 pmNext time it snows I’m going for 90 yards.
11 years ago at 6:24 pmYour favorite part about penises would be what shoots out from the balls.
11 years ago at 8:46 pmCompensation.
11 years ago at 10:28 pmYou might have testicular cancer…
11 years ago at 5:22 amThe balls look like pacman
11 years ago at 10:56 amBig and no hair, just the way Dorn like ’em.
11 years ago at 10:58 amIt would have been funnier if their footprints were near the tip
11 years ago at 11:13 am