Someone Got Really Angry At The UTSA ΑΣΑ Girls And Hung A Sex Doll With Their Letters On It

Rob Fox12 years ago

This is what we call “sending a message.” Also, psycho.

So angry. So crass. So great. Of course the best part is that some rival sorority took the time to craft a giant cardboard penis and replete it with pubes for the sex doll to hold, like the dirty girl she is. But how DARE they disgrace the American flag by including it in this slut shaming spectacle. And how dare they disgrace sluts, too, for that matter. To me, sluts and America stand for the same thing: Freedom. And freedom should celebrated, dammit, not shamed. So in reality, this slut shaming shames America. Sure there are people out there who say, “ASA: Alcoholic Sluts Anonymous,” but I say nay! For me, ASA means Awesome Sluts for America. It’s for America, guys. U-S-A. U-S-A. U-S-A.

The tipster who sent us the picture offered somewhat of an explanation as to why the blow up doll was hung with ΑΣΑ letters.

Apparently somebody got a little angry at an ASA here at UTSA and hung this up outside the main building of an apartment complex where mostly greeks live.

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Rumor is maybe an ASA slept witha Kappa Sig who had a girlfriend. But that’s not confirmed and may not be true.

So was this the vengeance of a betrayed girlfriend? Some typical sorority rivalry shenanigans? Or a serial killer announcing his presence with authority? Could be anything, really.