Someone In Taylor Swift’s Circle Registered The Domain Name ITaughtTaylorSwiftHowToGiveHead.com

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This is weird.

In the wake of a lawsuit Taylor Swift filed against her former guitar teacher after he created and registered the website “ITaughtTaylorSwift.com,” a brand protection firm reportedly working for Swift’s management team purchased a number of Taylor Swift-related domain names — including “ITaughtTaylorSwiftHowToGiveHead.com.”

Does this mean that someone is out there claiming to be Taylor Swift’s blow job instructor? Did this brand protection firm shield Swift from a website dedicated to detailing the curriculum set forth in “Taylor Swift Sucking Cock 101”?

MarkMoniter, the firm working with Swift, might have purchased the domain preemptively, or it could have been instructed to do so by Swift’s management team.

From Domain Name Wire:

The company might have leeway with clients to register domain names on their behalf, so it’s not clear if Swift’s management team directly registered this domain name or if it was done on their behalf. (The general public can’t register domain names at MarkMonitor.)

We want to know: Who is out there teaching Taylor Swift how to give blow jobs? Is she any good? Does she use a lot of teeth? Was the first day of class a lot like this?

It’s unlikely that this domain was registered for any reason other than getting it away from online trolls, but if there is even an ounce of truth to it, someone needs to explain why.

Come forward, mysterious Taylor Swift blow job instructor. Do not let the oppressive thumb of Taylor Swift’s management team corner you in a position where you feel uncomfortable sharing the details of what was probably a super awkward and hilarious encounter.

The world needs to hear your story.

[via Domain Name Wire]

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  1. ThePhiTour

    Maybe if she actually got some blowjob classes she wouldn’t have to write so many breakup songs.

    10 years ago at 2:52 pm
  2. Broshire

    Watching the video in that article made me really fucking thirsty (no sexual innuendo intended)

    10 years ago at 3:54 pm