Someone Please Save Liam Hemsworth
8 years ago

Liam, blink twice if you’re in trouble.

Cyrus fam Christmas in full swing 🎄

A photo posted by Brandi Cyrus (@brandicyrus) on

The Cyruses really coming through with the Christmas spirit this year. What a family this is. What a couple they are. What a future father-in-law Billy Ray Cyrus is.

How about the brother on the left showing up looking like he just did five years in the clink for moving crystal? How about the other brother(?) showing up looking like he’s never listened to a Miley song in his entire life because “only queers listen to that shit”? And how about Billy Ray showing up looking like he’s finally going through that teenage rebellious/cutter stage?

Liam Hemsworth looks totally normal yet completely out of place. Like hey who invited this handsome, clean cut asshole in the sweater? “Is he gonna hit this pipe, too? Because I only brought enough for the seven of us.” He looks like he’s being held hostage. He has Stockholm syndrome in this picture. He’s questioning how he got so deep in with this crowd. He’s wondering why he’s not spending Christmas at the Ratajkowskis’ or the Refaelis’. It’s not too late, man.

#FreeLiam.

  3. Rosa Parks Fan Club

    Dorno, this whole group is way out of your age category. How did you stumble on this killer article?

    8 years ago at 9:22 pm
  5. BillyQuantrill

    I honestly hope there’s a gas leak in the house when they spark the pipe.

    8 years ago at 9:24 pm
  6. lca_94

    No idea why a dude who could have any woman he wants would choose the travesty that is Miley Cyrus

    8 years ago at 9:27 pm
    1. DrGonzoTFM

      She’s got to be an absolute freak in the sack because I can’t think of any other reason why.

      8 years ago at 9:44 pm
    2. JohnMehoff

      From the surface would look like your classic hump and dump. Maybe he has a thing for chicks with armpit hair? Kinda concerning

      8 years ago at 4:09 am