Son Of The Year Kills $200 Million Hedge Fund-Founding Father For Cutting His Allowance By $200
Thomas Gilbert, Sr., founder of Wainscott Capital Partners, a $200 million hedge fund, was found fatally shot in the head on Sunday. So whodunnit? Maybe a scorned lover? How about a colleague who felt betrayed? If you had your money on his freeloading son, Thomas Gilbert, Jr., come collect. Yeah, this piece of shit, silver spoon-fed bastard allegedly gunned down his old man for threatening to cut his allowance by $200 and stop paying for his dope-ass bachelor pad in Chelsea.
From NY Daily News:
Thomas Gilbert Jr., shot his father once in the head with a .40-caliber Glock 22 handgun Sunday afternoon inside his parents’ multimillion-dollar Beekman Place apartment, police said.
He then callously staged the murder scene to appear as if it was a suicide, placing the gun on his father’s chest and putting the dead man’s left hand over it, Boyce said.
The kid — scratch that, he’s 30 fucking years old — the grown ass man was in financial trouble, outliving the stipend his family provided on a weekly basis. Apparently his Princeton education, which his dad no doubt paid for, wasn’t enough for this guy to become a contributing member of society in even the slightest fashion.
He had every door imaginable open for him, and rather than walk through and follow in his father’s footsteps, he slammed it shut and pissed all over the handle. Listen, I get that living a lavish lifestyle on the parents’ dime is a TFM, but you have to eventually grow the fuck up and make something of yourself and the last name you represent.
To turn around and murder the guy who has provided you with so much, simply for cutting back and not entirely cutting you off, mind you, is downright disgusting. Fuck this guy..
[via NY Daily News]
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11 years ago at 11:57 am#BUTTSTUFF2115
11 years ago at 5:33 pmThe opportunity was all yours and you blew it
11 years ago at 8:08 pmI bet if that wall was black he would disappear.
11 years ago at 9:20 pmWhat the fuck Jesus, too far
11 years ago at 12:05 amShut up pledge
11 years ago at 1:49 pmA year ago that would have been the highest ^this’d comment.
11 years ago at 3:43 amRemembering the good ‘ol days. TFM
11 years ago at 7:24 ambid
11 years ago at 12:00 pmPretty sure patricide is NF.
11 years ago at 12:03 pmFounding a 200 million dollar hedge fund. TFM. Complaining about the handouts you’re getting. TGDIM.
11 years ago at 12:10 pmAlso a TDemocratM.
11 years ago at 12:25 pmWhat’s the difference?
11 years ago at 12:34 pmNone. None at all.
11 years ago at 12:41 pmThat son has the most punchable face I have ever seen…
11 years ago at 12:16 pmHis tight end is gonna get turned into a wide receiver lollol
11 years ago at 12:19 pmPlease don’t ever say “lollol” on here again, you jackass.
11 years ago at 12:34 pmIt means laughing out loud to the second power, because what I said was clearly hilarious and enjoyed by everyone, you jackass.
11 years ago at 12:45 pmTry less.
11 years ago at 12:55 pmIf you’re gonna roast me at least be somewhat original. I’m sure they teach creative writing at Chico State.
11 years ago at 1:00 pmDo us all a favor and sit the next few plays out, bud.
11 years ago at 1:06 pmShut the fuck up and go back to jerking off to a picture of Mao, Commie College piece of shit
11 years ago at 1:06 pmThat was such a democrat comeback.
11 years ago at 1:16 pmI know this is getting downed regardless but, “Refusing to end an argument after you’ve been proven wrong under multiple circumstances, TFM?”
11 years ago at 1:24 pmSounds more like a TSM to me. Bitches are never right.
11 years ago at 9:12 pmHow can you comment on anyone’s school when your name is community college?
11 years ago at 3:32 pmI didnt laugh for a second ass whipe. As a matter of fact the two seconds it took to read that is a precious moment of time ill never get back.
11 years ago at 1:19 pmSo expressing your frustrations in a comment that took 20 seconds to type seemed like a solid option?
11 years ago at 1:27 pmYou’re the dude at the party that THINKS everyone likes, but you really you get the ten second hello get the polite out of my face conversation.
11 years ago at 2:03 pmI don’t act like this in real life chief.
11 years ago at 12:10 pmFuck this guy.
11 years ago at 12:32 pmJack already said that, guy.
11 years ago at 12:39 pm“White Man Murdered For No Reason: No Riots Because White People Are Civilized”
11 years ago at 12:55 pmCompletely different situations.
11 years ago at 1:02 pmI’ll just leave this here champ. https://storify.com/betakateenin/white-people-riots
11 years ago at 1:39 pmGet the fuck out of here with that bullshit. Go drink the kool-aid somewhere else.
11 years ago at 2:00 pmHaha what an intelligent response, glad to see you guys are level headed. No wonder people hate frat guys.
11 years ago at 6:05 pmI’m in a frat and im black, you take these comments so seriously lol, you will not make in the real world if you think you gotta respond to every negative comment. Man up, I don’t ever get disrespected by any of my white friends so I’m not gonna go to a TFM and bitch about what they say. You don’t gotta be here, I don’t have to be here. So please with the extensive responses, even I, don’t give a fuck. But damn fuck whoever doesn’t respect the kool-aid, that kid shaves his shafts for coke to be railed off of it.
11 years ago at 10:10 pmPlease fuck off.
11 years ago at 5:02 pmIn each of those riots they like flipped one car or stole something harmless from a store. Not saying it’s okay but comparing that to black people literally murdering people in the street, beating reporters to a pulp, and burning down entire suburban communities is ridiculous.
Fuck off with your liberal pc bullshit, nobody likes you.
11 years ago at 6:39 pmWhat murders occurred, what communities were burned down and what reporters were beaten to a pulp? I have not heard of this. Also, one is involving rioting over sports were the other is in retaliation to decades of racial oppression. Something you know nothing about.
11 years ago at 7:15 pmThis is exactly why I didn’t bother responding to you seriously. The whole premise behind your argument is flawed. As much as it seems to bother you, black people are not oppressed, and white privilege does not exist. The black community is held back by their dependence on government, dependence on drugs and alcohol, an extremely high rate of illegitimacy, and other various decisions that are entirely up to them.
11 years ago at 7:25 pmIs it mostly there fault? Of course it is, and I completely agree with you. A majority of the problems African Americans face are due to poor economic decisions. However, this is not because they are black but because they are poor and living in unfortunate circumstances. When you make comments like “whites are civilized” you are trivializing the problem and assuming the reason blacks act the way they do is particular because they have darker skin which is ridiculous. And if you think it is not easier to be a white individual than a black one you are lying to yourself. Racism occurs on this site all the time. Calling girls mud sharks when they have relations with African Americans, or how fucking a black dude is like having an STD for a women. People on this site believe blacks are lesser than whites and hold strong prejudices towards those who are different. Racism is still alive and well, especially on this site, so to say there is no black oppression on this site is quite ironic.
11 years ago at 8:44 pmNot sure if you’ve noticed, but this is a satirical website…
11 years ago at 8:53 pmOh my bad for taking your constantly racist comments as serious. But if you guys are kidding, then that’s my bad.
11 years ago at 8:59 pmNigga wtf are you doing on this site if you hate it so much? I dont go on world star and complain about the white jokes they make. Fuck outta here
11 years ago at 9:19 pmFor the articles
11 years ago at 11:36 pmQuit being a fuckboy.
11 years ago at 9:01 pmTheir*. If you want to be politically correct here, TokenBlack you should also use proper English. Now shut the fuck up.
11 years ago at 1:25 amWhat, a few cars and couches were burned? Who gives a fuck. You know what happened in Ferguson!? Double digit BUSINESSES were burned down.
11 years ago at 7:30 pm#freeshibby
11 years ago at 8:01 pmTulsa Race Riot was one probably the worst riot in U.S history and initiated by whites after a women claimed to have been raped by a black man. I mean this is also not mentioning the KKK and numerous angry white protestors who burned down businesses and churches and killed innocent civilians because African Americans were gaining political and social prominence. Blacks are not the only ones who riot bud.
11 years ago at 9:01 pmYea the Tulsa race riot of 1921. Whites have evolved, not so sure about the blacks
11 years ago at 9:33 pmAnd there’s the serious racism I’ve been waiting for, thanks for proving my point Stamos.
11 years ago at 5:23 am@tokenblackpledge you missed the point when someone said this is a satirical website. In the end, quit bitchin bro, let them have their statement as you have yours and I have mine, this is the Internet at the end of the day, and you’re acting like he said the statement directly in your presence. Two totally different situations. Stop treating them like their the same. Yours truly, a non-liberal Black. Yes white privilege exist, no, not all whites are privilege. Yes black oppression still exist. No not all black are oppressed. I don’t feel ever oppressed so it’s hard for me to ever complain, personally I wouldn’t want to live in any other country.
11 years ago at 10:03 pmEver feel*
11 years ago at 10:04 pmDon’t remember saying all blacks were oppressed, just saying black oppression is very real and not some liberal media invention that so many white republicans like to tell themselves. I also do not feel oppressed, but it doesn’t mean it’s still not a problem. It’s gotten better but there is still work to do.
11 years ago at 5:25 amToken & RJ,
What black oppression exists? And what is this ‘white privilege’?
11 years ago at 5:27 amWhite Republicans? Are you insinuating that all republicans are white? You gotta problem with white people bro? That’s racist man. I’m gonna bitch and complain about it for the next hundred years instead of focusing on bigger issues. From now I’m also going to automatically assume anyone that’s black is racist and use that as an excuse for literally everything that goes wrong in my life just like y’all do to us. Come on man our president is black, how oppressed can y’all be?
11 years ago at 11:29 amSo its okay for black people to hate white people but its not okay for white people to hate black people? Sounds like a double-standard to me.
11 years ago at 11:48 pmGeorge Dickel, I hope your major doesn’t include the word “analyst”
11 years ago at 12:21 amFuck you probably didn’t mean that for me, I’m already jogging
11 years ago at 12:22 amIt does, but dont worry your mom let’s me analyze her every night.
11 years ago at 11:35 amChalk this one up as a loss. There’s always next season, slugger.
11 years ago at 7:54 pmWhite power!
11 years ago at 8:46 pmYou boys must not be proud of your heritage the pussification of America is happening right now
11 years ago at 5:39 pmIt’s a damn shame he probably won’t end up in a real prison.
11 years ago at 12:57 pmHe will more than likely get a stellar attorney to get murder 1 dropped to man 1 (maybe even 2) and get an insanity plea bargain, unfortunately.
11 years ago at 2:19 pmIf he can afford the attorney. I know if I were his surviving parent I wouldn’t give him shit to help pay for fighting the case.
11 years ago at 4:01 pm100% chance he goes to a real prison dumbass. It’s a murder and there’s plenty of evidence, so it doesn’t matter who his attorney is. Murderers go to high security prisons. If the jury buys the insanity thing, then he’ll be watched even more closely.
11 years ago at 7:12 pmThis one time, there was a guy named OJ Simpson. . .
11 years ago at 8:06 pmAnd he didn’t kill anyone, so your point is?
http://uk.businessinsider.com/oj-simpson-murders-and-jason-simpson-2014-6?op=1?r=US
11 years ago at 8:49 pmThere was also an acquitted George Zimmerman. Your legal logic sucks the big D, Otter.
11 years ago at 10:10 pmAnd what about that rich but who was drunk and killed 2(?) people? He got off pretty much free and clear if I remember right. Affluenza or some horse shit like that.
11 years ago at 1:29 amThis piece of shit could have half-assed his way into $500k/year. He deserves to receive all of the #Buttstuff20-life he’s going to get.
11 years ago at 12:59 pmMo handouts mo problems
11 years ago at 1:18 pm