Sorority Girl And Texans #1 Fan Tweets Photo With Fake Arian Foster, Real Arian Foster Corrects Her
They all look alike, don’t they? The hair, the skin tone, the attire–they’re all the same, right? In a group, it’s tough to differentiate one from the next, which is all the more troubling since they typically travel in herds. I’m talking about sorority girls, of course.
Jenni Bazard, a Phi Mu at Louisiana Tech–and according to her Twitter bio, the “#1 fan of the Texans”–met Arian Foster in a Houston bar on Saturday night, one of her favorite Houston Texans. Except it wasn’t Arian Foster. She tweeted about it anyway.
Ran into @ArianFoster at Pub Fiction last night! So blessed to get a picture with one of my favorite #HoustonTexans!! pic.twitter.com/SpyyyBw09f
— Jenni Bazard (@j__baz) April 6, 2014
You have to respect this guy going along with it. Pretty funny, made even funnier after the real Arian Foster called her on the mistake.
Lol I appreciate the love but that's not me. RT @j__baz: Ran into @ArianFoster at Pub Fiction last night! … pic.twitter.com/FoViIxzCmF
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) April 6, 2014
This guy does resemble Arian Foster, if we’re being honest. And living in Houston, he probably gets confused with the famous running back pretty often. Look at him in this photo just owning it.
[via Twitter]
This story would’ve been better if he bashed her. Kicking Dorn’s mom out every Sunday morning is more entertaining.
11 years ago at 11:03 amIf he was truly her favorite player, she probably would’ve realized that this guy does not have the big mole on his nose and left cheek. Its pretty much a tell tale giveaway.
11 years ago at 11:05 amMan gazing. TSM.
11 years ago at 2:27 pmPulling as an NFL player without actually being an NFL player. TFM.
11 years ago at 11:06 amI feel as though a few simple questions would have instantly told her this was not the true man she so readily supported.
11 years ago at 11:12 amSG “are you Arian Foster!?”
Guy “yes, I am. Let me get you another drink”
*next morning*
SG “are you really Arian Foster?”
11 years ago at 11:48 amGuy “hahahahahahaha….no. But thanks for letting me pee in that butt.”
Selfie first questions later. TSM
11 years ago at 11:12 amPretending to be someone your not. TFM.
11 years ago at 11:17 amYou’re*
11 years ago at 11:26 amAs in: You’re about to go run your laps.
Got ’em!
11 years ago at 11:39 amWonder how her dad feels about her being a mud shark???
11 years ago at 11:36 amThat guy is a fucking loser for lying to her.
11 years ago at 11:51 am^Sounds like a personal problem you got there.
11 years ago at 12:47 pmjesus she made it her twitter pic too..
11 years ago at 12:38 pmThis girl went to my high school…lets just say she isn’t the brightest one out there
11 years ago at 1:08 pm