Ah yes, I’ve been thinking about the day when this happens. The whitehouse will be renamed the TKE house, all SNU chapters will be forced to shut down to control the gay population, and all dogs under the size of a lab will be euthanized.
^The best president of the past 100 years.* There, I fixed it for you. Besides, if history is any indication, that president will be a brother DKE. You can feel free to apologize for pledging a terrible house now. That goes for ^^^ too.
^This guy tells the greatest jokes. First, thinking DKE is not one the THE worst fraternities across the nation. If we don’t learn from our history, we are doomed to repeat it.
^ Try again there chief. Yea, every fraternity has some, shall we say, “less than stellar” chapters, but as a whole, DKE is solid nation-wide. That being said, go back to whatever shitty, 12-man, northern chapter you come from and give each other hand jobs in the basement.
Oh, and your grammar is also subpar. Have a great day.
Imagine political ads in 30 years when we can see past internet activity:
In 2012, Mr. Johnson commented on totalfratmove.com, a website that had ties to urine fetishists, that he would ’empty [his] entire bladder into that slam’s butt’.
When this nation is already drowning in debt, do we really want to drown in Mr. Johnson’s piss as well? Wake up America.
Mr. Johnson, what do you have to say regarding the recent allegations of your admittance on the college website “TotalFratMove.com” where you open stated that you, “doused pledges in recycled urine, semen, and tampon blood”.
Mr. Johnson, can you please shed some light on your username for the website “TotalFratMove.com”. My sources tell me you posted under the name “Jerry Fratdusky”, care to comment?
“As stated by the defense, showering with young boys is completely justifiable by the manner in which Mr. Sandusky was raised. That is why no one was surprised when the jury ruled in favor of Jerry Sandusky, and all of the witnesses were jailed for perjury.”
The gulf of mexico shall be renamed the gulf of merica, and the Monroe Doctrine will survive!
14 years ago at 12:26 pmWe can rule out BrotherOmicron. He’s a black and i think we’ve seen how 2008’s little experiment has turned out..
14 years ago at 12:26 pmCalling the only b.lack president in history’s administration an “experiment.” Well done sir.
14 years ago at 12:40 pmObama is not even really black
14 years ago at 11:06 pm^ This is why we have the “one-drop” rule.
14 years ago at 11:01 amTITS
14 years ago at 12:38 pmAmen
14 years ago at 12:53 pmThis makes it all worth it.
14 years ago at 12:55 pmAsk not what your butts can do for their pee, but what your pee can do for their butts.
14 years ago at 12:59 pm^I approve.
14 years ago at 12:59 pm^^This guy gets it.
14 years ago at 1:39 pmAny type of JFK reference. TFM.
14 years ago at 3:02 pmAh yes, I’ve been thinking about the day when this happens. The whitehouse will be renamed the TKE house, all SNU chapters will be forced to shut down to control the gay population, and all dogs under the size of a lab will be euthanized.
14 years ago at 1:01 pmHe is definitely not trying to troll.
14 years ago at 2:10 pm^ to do him justice, the greatest president in the history of this nation was a TKE.
14 years ago at 2:22 pm^The best president of the past 100 years.* There, I fixed it for you. Besides, if history is any indication, that president will be a brother DKE. You can feel free to apologize for pledging a terrible house now. That goes for ^^^ too.
14 years ago at 2:48 pm^This guy tells the greatest jokes. First, thinking DKE is not one the THE worst fraternities across the nation. If we don’t learn from our history, we are doomed to repeat it.
14 years ago at 3:08 pm^ Try again there chief. Yea, every fraternity has some, shall we say, “less than stellar” chapters, but as a whole, DKE is solid nation-wide. That being said, go back to whatever shitty, 12-man, northern chapter you come from and give each other hand jobs in the basement.
Oh, and your grammar is also subpar. Have a great day.
14 years ago at 5:13 pmTKEs are remembered kid, but Deltas never die.
14 years ago at 5:15 pm^^^ Your grammar skills are on par with your knowledge of inter/national fraternities. That is to say they are both God awful.
It’s okay slugger, you’ll get me one day!
14 years ago at 6:29 pm^arrowing to the wrong post. TNFPCFM
14 years ago at 12:41 pmIt’s Phi’s dont die
14 years ago at 2:45 amthey just multiply
^ Never mastering the ability to count. TFTC.
14 years ago at 2:37 pmImagine political ads in 30 years when we can see past internet activity:
In 2012, Mr. Johnson commented on totalfratmove.com, a website that had ties to urine fetishists, that he would ’empty [his] entire bladder into that slam’s butt’.
When this nation is already drowning in debt, do we really want to drown in Mr. Johnson’s piss as well? Wake up America.
14 years ago at 1:19 pmMr. Johnson being the butt of the joke?
14 years ago at 1:26 pmRichard Johnson, TFM.
14 years ago at 2:13 pmIt’s Clinton, not Johnson
14 years ago at 4:43 pmJohn Bryson hitting then backing up and re-hitting the car that cut him off. #TFM
14 years ago at 1:27 pmMr. Johnson, what do you have to say regarding the recent allegations of your admittance on the college website “TotalFratMove.com” where you open stated that you, “doused pledges in recycled urine, semen, and tampon blood”.
14 years ago at 1:28 pm“They were the worst pledge class, ever. They gave us no other option.”
14 years ago at 1:33 pmMr. Johnson, can you please shed some light on your username for the website “TotalFratMove.com”. My sources tell me you posted under the name “Jerry Fratdusky”, care to comment?
14 years ago at 1:44 pm“My experience in hazing pledges will come in handy when tackling unruly Democrats in Congress and enemies abroad.”
14 years ago at 1:46 pm^Sold. He has my vote already.
14 years ago at 3:10 pm“As stated by the defense, showering with young boys is completely justifiable by the manner in which Mr. Sandusky was raised. That is why no one was surprised when the jury ruled in favor of Jerry Sandusky, and all of the witnesses were jailed for perjury.”
14 years ago at 11:23 pmSomething was done here.
14 years ago at 3:19 pm