After we finished, my slampiece grabbed my Coast polo to clean up. I snatched it from her and told her to use her own fucking shirt. TFM.

    1. Nerd

      The ellipsis was unnecessary. Do you think we’re holding our breath, waiting anxiously for the rest of your statement?

      15 years ago at 8:38 am
  1. Woodford Reservist

    I’m sorry I refuse to wear a crab on my shirt. Only fish, dogs, lambs, and horses.

    15 years ago at 7:54 am