VIDEO: 3 Psychotic Girls You’d Probably Fuck Beat The Shit Out Of Another Girl On Spring Break
9 years ago

Two weeks ago, a fight broke out in South Carolina. If you can even call it a fight. It’s really three chicks just pounding one chick. The whole thing was caught on camera, and it’s pretty nasty.

Girls, man. Just crazy shit. No one is really even helping that poor female getting her face beaten in. Sure, that one girl in the white is trying, but that’s a real half-assed effort. What even started this fight? My guess is was that it was over a dong. It’s always over a dong.

The victim in this attack suffered a concussion and the three girls taking turns tagging her in the face were arrested. The arrested include 18-year-old Arlinda Craft, 19-year-old Anns Leigh Hill, and 20-year-old Megan Williams. All three were charged with second-degree assault and battery by a mob.

Here are their mugs:

ASSAULT INVESTIGATIONThree females have been arrested in connection with an assault against another female.Arlinda…

Posted by The Columbia Police Department, SC on Monday, 28 March 2016

You’d hit at least two of the three. Don’t lie to yourself. Personally, though, I wouldn’t get involved considering they seem like the type to light your shit on fire.

[via The State]

  3. Keep It Buttery

    I may stand on my own on this one, but I think girls physically hitting each other is trashy af. That girl also had a rather large tattoo on the side of her quad which is somewhat of a boner killer. Would not smash any of those girls, only eat chicken noodle soup out of the blonde’s ham hole.

    9 years ago at 5:12 pm
    1. StockWithFrock

      Why chicken noodle though? Why not steak and egg noodles. That one is good as fuck.

      9 years ago at 5:13 pm
      1. Keep It Buttery

        It’s the obnoxious size, not necessarily the fact that she has a quad tattoo. I can get behind girls (literally and figuratively) who get those adorable Tumblr-esque tattoos, but not the full blown murals on their upper leg.

        9 years ago at 5:22 pm
      2. johnnyblueballs69

        I dig full blown mural tats. Not in the I-wanna-stick-my-frock-inside-her sense, but I can appreciate them at least being upfront about their daddy issues. A for honesty.

        9 years ago at 11:16 pm
      3. RisingFratstarOfTX

        Hey, you haven’t earned the stripes to talk to Buttery like that. Go sit in the corner for a few minutes and cool off.

        9 years ago at 5:24 pm
  5. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Lower blonde would try to run you over for not giving her consideration, upper blonde would definitely light your shit on fire, and you’d wake up to brunette pinning you and popping you in the temple over unproven suspicions of infidelity. $20

    9 years ago at 5:27 pm
      2. JosephBluePulaski

        I hate to do this, but you’ve been asked several times. I propose you get blackballed if you don’t show us your tits. Whoop em out or get out.

        9 years ago at 6:49 pm
  10. Mike Donnelly

    Since this looks like it happened at some shitty pond in Columbia, SC, and none of these girls appear to be college students, I doubt this had anything to do with Spring Break.

    9 years ago at 7:15 pm
  11. Yancyfunnie09

    That was the weirdest/trashiest thing I’ve ever seen. I mean they were basically torturing that poor girl

    9 years ago at 8:46 pm
    1. Yancyfunnie09

      But what if she flashed her clam at those girls’ boyfriends… Still not okay but wouldn’t surprise me

      9 years ago at 8:48 pm