South Florida Pi Kapp Hangs Sign Reading “Sig Chi Pees Sittin Down,” Army Of Sigma Chis Retaliate

Alex Buscemi10 years ago

Gotta love a good rivalry story — especially when the whole thing is captured on film.

A user submitted a photo earlier this month of the South Florida Pi Kapp house boldly flying a banner proclaiming: “Sigma Chi Pees Sittin Down” — a cardinal sin of male bladder relief. We didn’t publish the photo on Twitter until Tuesday, however, and when we did, a Sigma Chi quickly replied with a Snapchat video telling the other half of the story.

Sometime after they were publicly shamed, a gang of Sigma Chis in blazers stormed up to the house and tore the banner down.

Calling 'em out. #TFM pic.twitter.com/0SPrrZBQRK

— Total Frat Move (@totalfratmove) June 28, 2016

@totalfratmove pic.twitter.com/1SwWguIknB

— Kyle Ploucher (@kploucher) June 28, 2016

Is it wrong that I was hoping for a massive 30-on-30 brawl when the Snap started playing?

I wonder how Sigma Chi responded to the assault on their pride. Did they hang an equally aggressive banner saying something like, “Pi Kapp Votes For Hillary” or “Pi Kapp Licks Chodes”? Did they salt their lawn or steal their letters or cake their cars in birdseed mixed with honey and laxatives, resulting in an endless wave of falling white shit? Did they take the high road and do nothing? I must know..

**UPDATE**

We have been told that Pi Kapp flew the banner in response to this sign Sigma Chi put up.