Falling in love with the stripper, like $3,000 in love. TFM.

  1. Captain Douchebag

    I like to take a handful of baby carrots an shove em right up the black of my butthole.

    13 years ago at 1:04 pm
    1. SECFRATBALL

      I like to get myself like real real sopping wet and then just break into my neighbors house and steal all there shit.

      13 years ago at 8:38 pm
    1. better_than_you

      ^^^^Nothing says love like a dead stripper in the trunk of your cadillac and a nose full of blow.

      13 years ago at 5:30 pm
  2. Pappa Hanks

    I’ve got a bunch of chicken coops, no chickens. They all died last summer in the wind

    13 years ago at 5:02 pm