Here comes Santa Claus,
Here comes Santa Claus,
Getting that Santa Claus brain,
Mrs. Claus and a couple of sluts
Are suckin’ on his vein.
Balls are swingin’, bitches clingin’,
All is merry and bright.
So watch your head and cover your hair,
‘Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
20% eggnog, 80% bourbon, 100% pretty cool.
11 years ago at 2:20 pmI have a feeling you’re not going to get a bid
11 years ago at 2:26 pmHere comes Santa Claus,
11 years ago at 2:34 pmHere comes Santa Claus,
Getting that Santa Claus brain,
Mrs. Claus and a couple of sluts
Are suckin’ on his vein.
Balls are swingin’, bitches clingin’,
All is merry and bright.
So watch your head and cover your hair,
‘Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
I’d love to Freedom March on your face.
11 years ago at 3:40 pmI laughed
11 years ago at 9:03 amThis would have been appreciated more in the 4ums. #roughtimes
11 years ago at 12:04 pmhttps://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/spiking-the-already-spiked-eggnog-for-good-measure-tfm/
I know I’ve messed up and I’ve taken my laps, but seriously?
11 years ago at 8:29 pmAlcohol. FaF
11 years ago at 10:00 pm