Sports Writer Wants To Can Wisconsin’s “Jump Around” If Students Continue “Eat Sh*t, F*ck You” Chant

Madison, Wisconsin is on my sports town bucket list. It has been for some time. I’ve heard many great things about the place — a great place to drink a beer, I’m told. The town’s main draw, however, at least for a college football enthusiast like myself, is Camp Randall Stadium. Taking in a Big Ten game there is apparently an exhilarating experience, mainly because of the tradition that goes into motion between every third and fourth quarter. Describing it doesn’t do it justice.

Just watch (“Jump Around” beings at 0:41 in):

It’s undoubtedly one of the coolest traditions in college football, and maybe even the greatest in-game tradition of all. It’d be a shame to see it go, although the reason for its potential demise — as suggested by a UW beat writer — is pretty humorous.

Wisky students have another tradition, this one less accepted by public opinion: “Eat shit!” is volleyed from one part of the student section to another, at which point “Fuck you!” is returned rather enthusiastically. This is repeated several times. It looks like this:

At least one person is not thrilled about the mass exchange of obscenities. Andy Baggot (poor guy must have had a brutal upbringing with a name like that) is a sports journalist who focuses on the university, and he is outspoken about his distaste for the chant, even going as far as to suggest leveraging the amazing “Jump Around” tradition against it.

Per Baggot:

Several people, all much smarter than me, have come forth with a reasonable solution to the irreverent cheer from students at University of Wisconsin football games.

It’s all based on the principle of leverage.

If the offending chant is heard at Camp Randall Stadium before the fourth quarter, then “Jump Around’’ won’t be played.

If, predictably, the profanities come to life after “Jump Around’’ is played, then one of the most iconic celebrations in all of college football goes away for the next game … or games.

It takes a special brand of audacity to suggest scrapping one of the finer traditions in the land. Poor form, Baggs.

Hey, they’re smart kids. They’ll do the right thing.

That’s right. They are smart. That’s why I think they’ll come up with the following plan: ignore your suggestion and continue on with one of the greatest game atmospheres in the country.

Take a walk, Baggot.

[via Madison.com]

Image via College Sports Madness

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  1. ITT Tech

    The athletic department offered to give away a few sets of free tickets to bowl games the last few years for every game eat shit, fuck you didn’t happen. It still happened every game. Good luck, Baggot

    11 years ago at 4:35 pm
    1. FireballWhiskey

      That only happen when the pussy fans from Nebraska couldn’t handle hearing profanities while getting a romped in their Big-Ten inauguration . Fucking corn feds.

      11 years ago at 6:01 pm
  2. RageEveryDay

    Yeah, cause a bunch of drunk college kids are going to prefer jumping than yelling “Fuck you”

    11 years ago at 4:40 pm
  3. whiskey_before_beer

    I am a Wisconsin native, many friends go to Wisconsin, I go to school out east. I get the chills every time I hear Jump around, rage on.

    11 years ago at 4:41 pm
  4. CrazyLSUgreek

    They keep banning songs that our band can play because we keep chanting suck that tiger dick to any beat we can find

    11 years ago at 4:42 pm
  5. Colonel_Tolivar

    Dorn if you ever want to come up for a game, I’ll get you a student section ticket. I could probably get two if you want to bring your mom.

    11 years ago at 4:57 pm
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      11 years ago at 2:22 am
  6. Col_Reb_is_my_mascot

    It’s From Dixie With Love all over again… hopefully Wisky’s tradition fares a little better.

    11 years ago at 8:51 pm
    1. OMFratRebel

      Hopefully Dan Jones doesn’t have any friends in Wisconsin, or that tradition is toast.

      11 years ago at 9:14 am