Spring Break: More Than Just Boob Luges

If you sift through the sea of boob and ass luges that have been submitted to the 2017 TFM Spring Break Photo and Video Contest, you’ll find some other gold in there, too. Deplorable, disgusting, “why are you doing this in public?” gold.

Follow @tfmspringbreak on Instagram to keep up with the greatest spring break pictures and videos in the game, as well as to vote on your favorites by double-tapping it. Contest details, including the prizes breakdown, can be found here.

Some real contenders have already been submitted. Some of them are below, excluding any videos of shark shotguns.

I’m only showing you one boob luge in this batch because there are a million and they’re all pretty much the same. This is clearly one of the better ones, though. You’ll see why.

If all drinks were served via boob luge, the world would be a happier place.

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The Keys are so beautiful.

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The party starts on the plane.

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Why? I don't know. But it's entertaining.

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If you can't dance, do us all a favor and don't.

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That didn't work out as planned.

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His Monday hangover is just a little worse than everyone else's.

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The jelly fish shotgun.

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Vinny drank all the beers.

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Ski pole assist.

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Not in front of the kids!

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Max in the Kings jersey and Corona Extra bandana spitting game on all the freaks.

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Four story long pour.

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Long distance delivery.

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To submit your spring break photos and videos, email them to instagram@totalfratmove.com and put SPRING BREAK in your subject line.

  1. Jim_Harbaugh

    I was really hoping the guy on the skis was gonna pull a Michael Kennedy and crash into the trees. Also, that kid on the snow mobile is definitely 12 years old

    8 years ago at 10:44 pm
    1. Blowjob420

      For real lol, the video wouldn’t even be long enough to show him shotgun the whole thing anyway.

      8 years ago at 8:29 am
  2. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    Long distance delivery delivered.
    Jelly fish kid probably had to go to icu.
    Bong on the plane made a no fly list.
    Backflipper paralyzed for life
    Stair bro cte likely

    Spring break forever. Keep em coming party people.

    8 years ago at 11:25 pm
    1. CanadianB4C0N

      Being physically scarred for life because of what you do on Spring Break and being mentally scarred for life because of what you witnessed is as American a tradition as beer and dogs at the ball park.

      8 years ago at 3:22 am
  3. SleepingInTheBusches

    Long distance delivery man, you can’t see it, but I’m giving you a standing ovation and a racous round of applause.

    8 years ago at 11:31 pm
    1. Science Oven

      I’m more impressed with the fact that you can clap your hands together and jerk him off at the same time.

      8 years ago at 4:00 am
    1. Northernfratsun

      You just broke the bitch scale of whiny comments and you won’t be keeping your security deposit on it

      8 years ago at 10:40 am