Spring Breakers Perform Oral Sex In Broad Daylight
It’s like some of these people head for the beach for spring break, and all civility goes out the window. It’s as if when their toes hit the sand, the basic standards of human decency no longer apply. They become wild animals with no regard for real world ramifications or returning to their normal lives where shit actually matters.
Frankly, I miss it.
Two examples of the behavior I’m referring to, albeit very extreme and graphic examples, are brought to us by Barstool Sports in the form of a very public broad daylight vagina munch, and a bottomless, on-stage fellatio session.
The formerly mentioned munch session features a seemingly sweet spring break couple laid out on the beach enjoying some sunlight and the sound of the ocean, except the guy is actually going to town in what appears to be some sort of twisted pie-eating contest. Instead of a pie, it’s a vagina. They are amazingly unfazed by the gathering crowd.
In the second video, a female spring breaker seems to think she’ll enjoy her day a bit more if she can party without her bottoms on, and then, when that shtick wears off, she finds the nearest erect penis — which is coincidentally right behind her bare ass — and begins aggressively fellating it.
Click here for the very, very NSFW videos.
[via Barstool Sports]
The things I’m gonna do on the way to the 1% of my country.
12 years ago at 12:12 pmLetting a whale suck your dick, NF.
12 years ago at 12:18 pmTFTC*
12 years ago at 1:03 pm^
12 years ago at 1:44 pmI guess he’s getting the sand out of her vagina…
12 years ago at 12:21 pmHow many girls did I eat out on Spring Break?
12 years ago at 12:28 pmMore than you.
No you didn’t.
12 years ago at 12:57 pmNo, not he didn’t…but you can imagine what it’d be like I he did, huh? Huh?
12 years ago at 6:57 pm^ I could not.
12 years ago at 1:47 pmIf anyone got a Panamaniac card while in PCB this year, there’s a guy that’s clearly munching box on it.
12 years ago at 1:08 pmShe had pretty decent form.
12 years ago at 1:09 pmBlue balling is poor form if you ask me.
12 years ago at 1:25 pmHe should have finished into the crowd.
12 years ago at 9:25 pmIf you don’t think the word fellatio is funny then you have no soul
12 years ago at 1:23 pmSomewhere, at some time, some guy gave precisely zero fucks about raising his daughter… and that’s how you rear up a slut.
12 years ago at 5:14 amWORLDSTAR. FAF.
12 years ago at 8:38 amLotta pikes there apparently…
12 years ago at 8:41 am