Spring starts early in South Carolina. TFM.

  1. LeftSwnger

    I see Carolina and automatically think I’m gong to see someone dab. Thank god I was wrong.

    10 years ago at 10:54 am
  2. StoryTeller

    Dude. Holy shit. You frat so hard you couldn’t even take the Sperrys off for a round of golf? God damn you’re a legend. I don’t even have to ask but I know you had a truck full of girls just dripping wet waiting for you at the clubhouse (which of course your dad is a member at). Also, I know you never shoot above 80 and constantly have great swing advice for your bros on every tee box.

    Get some fucking golf shoes your piece of rotten abortion clinic dumpster trash. Fuck you.

    10 years ago at 11:23 am
    1. Fratrick Henry III

      I bet they aren’t even playing golf… One of them probably thought “Hey, it’d be super frat if we walked the two miles over to the public golf course to do some shitty shotguns.”

      Also on that note, stand up straight.

      10 years ago at 11:38 am
  3. DornsFather94

    You fucking morons don’t deserve to play the walker course, get a pair of golf shoes for Christ sake

    10 years ago at 6:20 pm