Spurrier Pounds Coors Original Topless at Daytona 500, Still Rocks Visor
14 years ago

The Ol’ Ball Coach clearly has no problems with his body image. If you’re rocking man tits like this, and still go shirtless to throw back Yellowbellies at a highly publicized event, well…you’re just TFTC. He impressively incorporates his frattire in the form of the standard Spurrier visor, along with sunglasses and what appear to be croakies. Just throwin’ back brews with his bros, not giving a fuck, while scarring a small child for life with his unsightly midriff. Steve has my respect; maybe even more so for letting it all hang out after landing the #1 ranked prospect in the nation, Jadeveon Clowney. Preseason polls are showing South Carolina ranked as high as a top 10 team.

  2. Rich

    TFTC. Also love how the zoomed in picture of the beer can is hiding the fact that the geed on the left is wearing jean shorts.

    14 years ago at 2:10 pm
  3. Marshall Frathers

    Yeah, Spurrier would probably have smaller man tits if he drank Coors Light, but he is TFTC, so he sticks with the banquet beer. Solid.

    14 years ago at 4:46 pm
  4. Roy McAvoy

    My friend told me he couldnt tell if that was Steve Spurrier or me in 35 years. I said thank you thats the best compliment I have ever gotten.

    14 years ago at 4:55 pm
  6. Captain Rarge

    Coors Heavy, what a fucking American. The only other celeb to own up to this brew was Chevy Chase in “Fletch”. Also, FaF.

    14 years ago at 6:29 pm
  9. fratterdayistheway

    USC.NF. have fun never getting to the sec championship again shamecocks.

    14 years ago at 6:33 pm
    2. BETTERthanUsince1902

      1.) I’m a girl.
      2.) You wish you could say you love cocks without being accused of being gay, but you’re not fratty enough. SEC = FaF

      14 years ago at 8:08 pm