Start Saving Up For This $400 Million Super Yacht That Looks Like Monaco
If you’re not floating on a 508-ft super yacht — one that looks like the city of Monaco and comes with a submarine, an ass load of jet skis, a baller go-kart track designed after the famous Grand Prix track in Monaco, a helipad with a helicopter, a couple pools, and a second smaller “Fuck you” yacht that sits atop the super yacht that you take around the bay for shits and gigs — then get out of my way, because I’ll fuck your shit up when I’m cruising through the Mediterranean on this thing.
“Hey asshole, nice 200-footer! Does it comes with a dinghy, you poor sonofabitch?” “Hey pal, you wanna take your boat for a drive in my pool?” I’d say shit like that to every poor I passed by.
The best part? It comes with a price tag of only $400 million. Shiiiiiiiit. I just upped my 401k contributions to make room in my retirement budget for this hoss, because it will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.
Photos, check them out from Daily Mail:
Lastly, I really enjoyed this part of the article:
Stretching to a staggering 155 metre in length, the ship accommodates 16 guests and 70 crew and travels at a top speed of 15 knots.
This thing is designed for 16 guests. That’s interesting, because when I take her out on the open water, I plan on taking about 3,000 people with me, along with enough cocaine that would require a forklift to bring aboard.
[via Daily Mail]
Images via Caters News Agency
I’m no expert Dorn, but I think those pictures are animated.
12 years ago at 12:56 pmbeacuse spec drawings have never been used before…
12 years ago at 12:59 pmNo shit, pal.
12 years ago at 1:00 pmIt actually looks like it comes with at least two or three “smaller fuck you yachts”… there’s a second orange one on the opposite side, and that blue thing hanging off the side about a third of the way back from the bow
12 years ago at 1:09 pmthose orange boats would be lifeboats..
12 years ago at 1:37 pmObviously the blue one is the “life boat yacht.”
12 years ago at 1:39 pm^^ I’ve never seen multi-deck lifeboats with tinted windows before
12 years ago at 1:48 pmRenderings guy. Read something.
12 years ago at 1:57 pmMost life boats are ungodly cramped and absolutely shitty to be stuck in. If you can drop 400 mil on this thing you better bet I’m gonna get luxury lifeboats/life yachts
12 years ago at 2:51 pmDoes it come with that submarine? If not, fuck that.
12 years ago at 1:00 pmLearn to read fuckstick
12 years ago at 2:53 pmI’m here for the pictures not the “journalism”.
12 years ago at 3:08 pmOh I’m sorry do you want a pop up book too?
12 years ago at 3:22 pmIt’s actually named after Jordan Belfort’s third wife, which is also Dorn’s mom.
12 years ago at 1:01 pmI’d love to save up for this, but my binge drinking habit disagrees with saving money.
12 years ago at 1:04 pmIf you wanted to buy an aircraft carrier I guess that thing is fine, but holy shit is it ugly to look at. The lines on it are so inelegant and there’s so much going on it’s actually hard to look at. Aside from the fact that those are CGI and the boat doesn’t exist, the actual vessel looks gaudy as fuck and only a newly moneyed tryhard asshole would even consider buying it.
12 years ago at 1:05 pmEverything you mentioned is exactly right…which is why I want it.
12 years ago at 1:24 pmAgreed, it’s uglier than a god damn knuckle walker
12 years ago at 1:30 pmDorn this is the best piece of writing you have ever done. “Enough cocaine that would require a forklift to bring aboard”. LMAO
12 years ago at 1:06 pmIs there a red neck edition? you know one with the talladega trace instead of that monaco grand prix bs.
12 years ago at 1:08 pmAnd instead of a mini-sub it has a Bass Tracker with a suped-up outboard motor
12 years ago at 1:43 pmAnd instead of resembling Monaco, it looks like a trailer park
12 years ago at 8:25 pmAnd instead of a tennis court, we have a shooting range
12 years ago at 12:23 amIs it just me or does that sound like a way better yacht? I don’t need this candy ass bullshit one.
12 years ago at 12:55 amBetter start selling Rowdy Gentleman tank tops and Rush Boob calendars door to door to pay for this Dorno. Bacon can sell to the Junior Highs around town.
12 years ago at 1:16 pmWhats the profit margin on koozies again?
12 years ago at 1:47 pmPretty great actually especially en masse, but yeah fuck Dorms dream
12 years ago at 2:52 pmYeah I suppose you would do pretty well if only you could move a trillion
12 years ago at 3:10 pmI wonder if it has its own zip code
12 years ago at 1:49 pm