1. TakeALap

    Black belt with brown shoes and a blue coat? Did you get dressed in the fucking dark?

    14 years ago at 1:39 am
  2. iSlamZETAs

    The mullet is extravagant, and I suppose her aggregate of hair colors is that of a homeless prostitute. The dress is staggering and top of the line at low budget outlet stores (Hollister, Abercombie, Aeropostle). Stepford wives are just not the same anymore..

    14 years ago at 2:04 am
    1. Fratpalaceroyalty

      I second that, the amount of alcohol I would need to slam this fake, flatchested, easy looking soristute would actually kill me.

      14 years ago at 8:39 pm
  3. Frattire

    Trying entirely too hard there DeltGuy. See you on campus daily sporting Hollister and a pair of cargos. Good try, continue being a Delt.

    14 years ago at 6:21 pm