High school gym teacher is the best job. Think about it: Playing sports all day, for money. Once you get tenure, haze away. Being the obnoxious assistant football coach who whacks players in the nuts with his whistle lanyard when they least expect it. Having a job that’s so easy you could be moderately drunk all day. Checking out ass and flirting with all the hot senior girls and being able to look in the mirror every morning and say “I’ve still got it.” Yelling belligerently. Making nerds cry. Making people do hills for talking back. Sitting pretty while people run laps until you decide to smoke them to make them feel bad about themselves. Turning Lacrosse into a barely supervised Thunderdome. Generally making an ass of yourself in a vaguely professional setting. Wearing shorts that keep no secrets.
Wow, that sure is some great scenery.
14 years ago at 5:27 pmLooks like you guys are fishing in a quarry.
14 years ago at 3:17 amLack of green grass is nf.
14 years ago at 4:10 amSorry we Texans have good enough weather too still be fishing, and honestly about 95% of this site doesn’t fish at all so eat shit.
14 years ago at 1:59 pm^Alabama definitely has good enough weather to be fishing. Also Alabama’s scenery is way better than this little man-made lookin hole.
14 years ago at 2:01 pmAlabama. NF. Texas. FAF.
14 years ago at 9:01 amAlabama<Texas<Georgia
14 years ago at 11:22 amVirginia>every other state
14 years ago at 12:08 pm^that’s a fact.
14 years ago at 3:03 pmi’d rather live in Alabama than any other state in the U.S.
14 years ago at 4:17 pmAlabama, I took a shit there once.
14 years ago at 6:25 pmcool story. Alabama would have defeated a bunch of b.e.aners if they had invaded us.
14 years ago at 7:16 pm^This.
14 years ago at 7:17 pmLousiana. fishing in the gulf. FAF. LSU!
14 years ago at 9:28 pmNice capris, bro.
14 years ago at 5:34 pm^ Agreed
14 years ago at 12:24 pmDid the other shirtless guy take the picture?
14 years ago at 5:35 pm#zing
14 years ago at 5:42 pmFUCK YOU^
14 years ago at 5:47 pmFuck monument ave I bet you have an above ground pool you geed fuck
14 years ago at 5:54 pm^Fucking this.
14 years ago at 6:42 pmmonumentavenue is kinda funny
14 years ago at 12:09 pmShorts are little long there, Lebron.
14 years ago at 7:01 pmBut he’s wearing Sperrys. That means he’s frat right?
14 years ago at 7:13 pm^Your name screams tryhard.
14 years ago at 7:15 pmAnd your name screams what? Physical education?
14 years ago at 7:32 pmPE just got ass-handled
14 years ago at 7:46 pmNope, those would be my initials. Grab me a beer while you’re on your lap?
14 years ago at 7:47 pmNot lap worthy, you deserved it for your dumbass name.
14 years ago at 9:34 pmPE is a Pike. He gets touchy sometimes. FUN FACT: Not only is PE his initials, but it’s also the class he’s going to teach for the rest of his life.
14 years ago at 11:23 pm^Maybe he’ll let Fratdusky be his ass-istant.
14 years ago at 11:58 pm^Only if hes teaching Elemantary school…
14 years ago at 12:07 amHigh school gym teacher is the best job. Think about it: Playing sports all day, for money. Once you get tenure, haze away. Being the obnoxious assistant football coach who whacks players in the nuts with his whistle lanyard when they least expect it. Having a job that’s so easy you could be moderately drunk all day. Checking out ass and flirting with all the hot senior girls and being able to look in the mirror every morning and say “I’ve still got it.” Yelling belligerently. Making nerds cry. Making people do hills for talking back. Sitting pretty while people run laps until you decide to smoke them to make them feel bad about themselves. Turning Lacrosse into a barely supervised Thunderdome. Generally making an ass of yourself in a vaguely professional setting. Wearing shorts that keep no secrets.
You know, the fallback dream job.
14 years ago at 4:31 amNice spelling, champ.
14 years ago at 9:13 amDamn. Lacin’ up.
14 years ago at 10:07 amWhy do laps have to be taken here? Its perfectly acceptable to assume Fratdusky teaches eleMANtery school.
14 years ago at 11:24 pm^Hell yes. Ill go with i meant to spell it that way haha. Good call Fraterick.
14 years ago at 11:27 pmPretty sure those are cargos. Cool cargos brah.
14 years ago at 9:41 pmThey’re fishing. You really have no idea what you’re talking about.
14 years ago at 11:24 pmthe ones on the right look like aftco shorts to me. FaF
14 years ago at 11:28 pm^
14 years ago at 12:12 pmMinus the hat.
14 years ago at 12:12 pmFuture professional roller-bladers.
14 years ago at 9:47 pmBrink was a badass movie.
14 years ago at 9:13 pmIm suprised there isnt an Andy_Brink account made yet. And i agree with the Judge.
14 years ago at 11:21 pmFinals at the end of December Tftc?
14 years ago at 10:00 pmI see what they did here. FAF
14 years ago at 10:11 pmNice Chi-O hat. Turn around and let me see your titties.
14 years ago at 11:26 pmJay that wasn’t during finals
14 years ago at 11:51 pmSfa sfa sfa sfa sfa rahbhhh
14 years ago at 2:04 amHah nice try Jay.
14 years ago at 12:22 pmtrying to hard jay
14 years ago at 8:46 am