Steve Sarkisian Reportedly Seeking Treatment, Will Take Leave Of Absence From USC

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Before the season, USC coach Steve Sarkisian was escorted out of a “Salute to Troy” kickoff event after getting piss drunk and firing out dildo jokes to attendees. Now, after a rocky 3-2 start to “Seven Win Steve” and the Trojans’ season, Sarkisian has been asked to take a leave of absence from the program after showing up today “in no condition to work.”

We all have our vices, and the past few USC coaches have been no exception. Lane Kiffin is “allegedly” a womanizer, Ed Orgeron is no stranger to restraining orders, and Pete Carroll is a 9/11 truther. Alcohol doesn’t seem that bad in comparison. You hate to see it get to this point, but hopefully Sarkisian can get his shit together before it’s too late.

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  1. Frat Albert

    It was funny after the alumni event but this is just sad. Hope Sark can get his shit together

    10 years ago at 6:33 pm
  2. P.G.T Beauregard

    My grandfather had a severe case of alcoholism. It’s a disease and it destroys family. Proud to say he’s been 20 years sober. Saved his career, his marriage, and his family. Let this man get help.

    10 years ago at 6:34 pm
    1. Hamster-in-paradise

      I couldn’t agree more as much as we don’t want to say the “A word,” it is a serious problem, I’m just glad to see he’s getting help.

      10 years ago at 8:34 pm
  3. DossieD

    Dan, chill out there chief you’re the only one that has been writing articles this weekend. No one likes a try hard.

    10 years ago at 7:17 pm
      1. VandyConservative

        Your name is natrychugger and you just called a guy chief. I think you’re the tryhard, chief.

        10 years ago at 5:13 pm
  4. TacBRO_Bell

    Scary thought that this might be me one day, minus the successful career and millions of dollars. Shit, I need a drink.

    10 years ago at 7:47 pm
  5. Hasbrownsandvodka

    Losing your head coaching job at a major D1 university to become the head coach for the two hand touch team at Passages Malibu. #boldmove

    10 years ago at 7:49 pm